difa 114 Posted July 10, 2012 Ok so I have to share this story. Its disgusting, but funny. Feel free to share your disgusting work stories or while you are out and about stories. I was in the men's restroom and I was heading to the sink. As I approached the sink this guy walked in with his eyes closed and he was grunting. He slammed himself into a stall (this guy is like 7 foot tall and probably weighs 400lbs). He slammed himself on the toilet and let out a scream-grunt and then opened the floodgate. He then apparently slipped off of the toilet...cursed and then got back up. I quickly left the bathroom. But about 15 minutes later someone commented that the bathroom looked like a monkey flung poo everywhere. 3 #MagicWithinme, jenband12 and DELETE THIS ACCOUNT! reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuckersmommy10 14 Posted July 10, 2012 LOL AS TMI as this was.... I laughed! I was at WalGreens once and someone stunk up the WHOLE back area by the bathrooms.... It was so bad people were gaging when they walked by! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
difa 114 Posted July 10, 2012 a friend of mine had a problem after we went for some Breakfast recently. I got a veggie omelet and they got this cajun spicy omelet crap. After we got to the car they said they had to get to a toilet quick. I waited in the car but 15 mins later he came out and said he overflowed the gas stations one unisex bathroom...that they also had done a little business in their pants...so they threw their underwear away...they said they couldnt ever return to that gas station. 1 bornready reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jenband12 23 Posted July 10, 2012 omg why did I read this!!!??? lol how does a giant fall off a toilet that was such a funny visual, you rock Difa. lol 1 2muchfun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
difa 114 Posted July 10, 2012 omg why did I read this!!!??? lol how does a giant fall off a toilet that was such a funny visual, you rock Difa. lol Apparently he was hovering over the seat because he didnt have time to put one of those tissue protectors down (i know seriously?!?) and when he blasted off he missed the stool a little and the blastoff also threw off his balance and he landed on the seat which was then wet and he slipped off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2muchfun 8,927 Posted July 10, 2012 This is why I avoid public restrooms for #2 duty. tmf 2 jenband12 and difa reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JessiG1983 50 Posted July 10, 2012 Oh man, this made me literally laugh to tears!!! Yes, apparently I am a child who thinks poop is funny!!! lol 2 jenband12 and bornready reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bornready 42 Posted July 10, 2012 That made me laugh so hard, I snorted! Thank you for that, apparently JessiG isn't the only child on this website! 1 jenband12 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PattyGirl66 1,243 Posted July 10, 2012 hahahaha, that was funny! after falling off the bowl I would of probably fell on the floor laughing. So, this is what goes on in the mens room 1 bornready reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DELETE THIS ACCOUNT! 12,703 Posted July 11, 2012 Apparently he was hovering over the seat because he didnt have time to put one of those tissue protectors down (i know seriously?!?) and when he blasted off he missed the stool a little and the blastoff also threw off his balance and he landed on the seat which was then wet and he slipped off. I was already laughing when I read your original post, read this, and actually had tears start streaming my down face! ... so wrong and gross but so funny!!!! 1 bornready reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lalaj 108 Posted July 11, 2012 Funny, thanks for the laugh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
difa 114 Posted July 11, 2012 What I think is also gross is when you are at the urinal and another guy walks in and starts to use the urinal next to you and he feels open enough to fart right next to you while you are both peeing. TOTALLY DISGUSTING. I seriously turned to the guy while I was pissing and ended up hitting his shoe so I could say "seriously? you had to fart in my general direction?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lupediva 56 Posted July 11, 2012 Well, I have a twelve year old son and every time he urinates at night he seems to Miss the toilet. . So when I half asleep I always end up waking wide awake to change my pj pants and Clorox the toilet. Sent from my DROID RAZR using LapBandTalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lchouinard83 13 Posted July 12, 2012 LOL AS TMI as this was.... I laughed! I was at WalGreens once and someone stunk up the WHOLE back area by the bathrooms.... It was so bad people were gaging when they walked by! Sure it wasn't my fiance??? He used to "fart" all the time... Only in the car or in the house... And it would stink SO SO SO BAD!!! I then found out he was buying stink bombs.... Still so mad about that... Lol 1 2muchfun reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
difa 114 Posted July 12, 2012 HAHAHAHA man thats so gross! This morning I woke up to my two year old putting his hind end in my face and letting one rip. I asked him why he did that and he said "MY BUTT STINKS!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites