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I finish book 3 today. So pretty much 3 books in 3 days.... I can't even see straight!!!

I need a 50 Shades of Grey intervention!!!

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Wow. Me and my ex had sex late January while I still weighed about 336 and he was literally outside whooping (had to threaten him with no more sex to get him to stop) so I'm kinda worried about others reactions after I get banded on the 20th

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Wow.... I'm looking forward to having sex for the first time in a long time! Lol! I've been too uncomfortable for about a year or so now. Poor hubby.....

Anyhoo..... has anyone read 50 Shades of Grey? If not' date=' you need to! I'm reading it now.... :)[/quote']

He will be happy remember its all about you

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Omg he can't keep his hands off me... With that being said I pretend I don't want it which makes him more aggressive

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Omg he can't keep his hands off me... With that being said I pretend I don't want it which makes him more aggressive

Lol I do that to my husband it makes it fun I like when he really has to work for it ;) lol

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I am addicted!!!

I started book 1 before my surgery and didn't pick it up for a few days but I finished it on Monday and started book 2! I finished book 2 today and started book 3!! :) WOW!!! Every woman needs to read these books! (and every man needs to take notes)

just sayin'

You got that right!!! Lol!

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hmmmmm

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Sex? Yes, please!

50 Shades of Grey? I'll wait for the movie...lol Oh wait...they already made it...it's called porn. :lol:

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Sex? Yes' date=' please!

50 Shades of Grey? I'll wait for the movie...lol Oh wait...they already made it...it's called porn. :lol:[/quote']

Don't hate :)

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Yeah but maybe we can get Nicole Kidman and Selma Hyack to "act" in the movie version of 50 shades.

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nicole kidman and Katie holmes star in "50 shades of cruise"

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Yes the sex got better and more often! I think it has more to do with the fact that I have more self confidence and my hormones can actually do their job now the right way. :rolleyes:

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December can not get here fast enough!!

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I do have to admit sex has gotten much better since the band. My husband and I haven't been this active since we were newly weds. Multiple "O"s are much easier.

LOL anyway.

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