Dental Cleaning: Funny

[isit5yet 37]

Thought you all would enjoy this, and it's actually good advice. Don't eat before getting your teeth cleaned. Seriously. I know most people don't eat anyway because we don't want stinky breath before the appointment, however my appointment was at 9am - after being awake for three hours, getting ready for work, getting the kiddo ready for preschool, etc.

I grabbed some turkey slices and a slice of cheese for a good, quick Protein Breakfast. I ate it about 15mins before my appointment. Bad idea. As the dentist chair was going down with my head slightly below horizonal I thought, "Oh sh*t, my breakfast is still in my pouch and not in my stomach. With nothing stopping it from coming back up, omg, calm down, this is not going to be good *weird hiccup burp*." I had to stop the cleaning a few times, apologizing profusely (my hygenist knows about the band). Gravity was not my friend. Since the food was sliding back up (or down given the position I was in), my esophagus kept making more mucus thinking I was stuck. Awesome. The hygenist even said, wow, a little soupy in your mouth referring to the extra saliva from the incident - totally laughed at that. I finally stopped the cleaning, stood up, did a big no no and jumped up and down hoping gravity would make it all get past the stoma and into my stomach which worked. Of course, you have to imagine the most polite way to jump was to cross my arms over my chest to hold my boobs in place so it wouldn't totally be obscene or so I wouldn't hurt the tatas. Total comedy.

So my advice, eat way earlier than you dental cleaning to avoid looking like a schmuck jumping up and down in a dental office.

[cyn2011 32]

OMG. I can just picture it! Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!!

[elcee 3,342]

That is funny and not something I would have thought of.

[Sombra1718 55]

Awesome!!

[papaJohn 3]

BaWaHaHaHaaaa, thank you for the tip, and the story. Good information

[Skyvic 226]

Oh my gosh glad you posted!!! I have a dental cleaning at 1:00pm tomorrow...right after lunch...guess I'll go with a Protein shake!!!!

[Dacoop 84]

Haha that is too funny. I wouldn't have thought of that. The band has changed out lives in many ways but for the best end result.

[shues138 35]

That sounds like something I would do! I had a dentist appt one time after a fill appt. I had to get a cavity filled and I have a big dentist phobia especially with the novicaine needles coming towards my mouth, so I start tensing up in the dentist's chair and I got the worse port pain ever! I'm like "never doing both on the same day again!"

Glad to hear that the jumping around helped!