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Ok so strange but a few of the posts on here reminded me of a question ive actually been asked quite a few times...

When explaining to some people the concept of being "stuck" the first question im asked is "ok so if you were givimg oral and decided to swallow would you get.stuck?"

Who the heck automatically thinks of that? Tje first time I was asked I was so freaked out and taken back by the question after the seventh time I started to kinda use it as a pick up line "idk wanna find out?" ;) lol jk

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Ok so strange but a few of the posts on here reminded me of a question ive actually been asked quite a few times...

When explaining to some people the concept of being "stuck" the first question im asked is "ok so if you were givimg oral and decided to swallow would you get.stuck?"

Who the heck automatically thinks of that? Tje first time I was asked I was so freaked out and taken back by the question after the seventh time I started to kinda use it as a pick up line "idk wanna find out?" ;) lol jk

Let me know how that line works out lol

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Saw a thread here couple of month ago about this, the word is treat it like a slider and its only about 7 calories per serving. lol

Sorry if I'm stepping into something I shouldn't.

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Hahahahahaha thats awesome.. Ive actually said no slides right threw

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I've never had this question asked to me but you could say its used as a Protein Shake LMAO

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