What Are Your Reasons For Getting The Band?

[Kate rules 43]

I did it because I want to live long enough to drain my pension plan that I would have paid into for 25 years. My plan: take my now skinny rear end to the tattoo parlor and get my employers logo tattooed on my rear end with the money from my first retirement check. 16 years and 2 weeks to go! And I'm going to live to be 90 and see my great grandchildren be born! While continuing to cash my pension checks! LOL. Just kidding, sort of...

BUT actually: having the diabetes, fatty liver, obesity, high cholesterol, and start of high blood pressure all completely gone from my life is so wonderful! I was really worried I wouldn't see 50 if I continued on the same track.