Top Ten Reasons I Haven't Lost Weight This Week

[Kelliebelly 13]

Lovin it!!!!

Could you please add ice magic in there somewhere - i have suddenly become addicted to something I didnt even like before banding. It would have to be at least number 2. :confused:

[Iluvharleys 15]

ROFLMAO! You are too funny! Thanks for starting my day with a smile/laugh!:biggrin1:

[Sunta 5]

Where can I get some o' them trained twinkies???

[BiggestLoser 0]

Mike, I bought this scale at Sam's that goes up to 400 for 30 bucks; before that I used to go to my previous gym and get into their industrial strength electric scale. I don't advise anybody to weight themselves everyday since it can get discouraging do it once a week first thing in the morning .

Manuel

55 lbs gone

[Mikey 0]

Eventually I could use that 400lb. scale - but not for awhile... I get to weigh at my surgeon's office at least once every 2 weeks for our support group, and that's enough for me.

[Mariposa Bella 3]

This is great, the lady in the next office had to come look why I was laughing so hard.. he, heeee...........

[ReneBean 3]

I SWEAR - I have had that Trained Twinkie problem before... They're like Termites, man... once they get into your house - you play hell getting rid of them!!

Thanks for the Laugh Mikey. I love the Law & Order Fashion Police, too.

**I get a gold star for the day. A "Friend" offered me some of the insidious GSC today - and I said "No". My hands only shook a little as I walked away from her desk....

[kimalicious 5]

That was HIlarious...especially the thought of Twinkies dancing into your mouth. I have also been swatting the Girl Scout's away with their devil cookies! You just made my day!

[Guest ASPHALT ANGEL]

Very funny!!! Keep em' coming!!!

[banded_for_life 2]

Hilarious!!!!!!

[3loves 0]

This is the BEST laugh I've had all day....THANKS!! :dance: