Tricky, tricky-DeLarla's marketing plan..exposed

[Thinjen 0]

O.K. so she leaves us. This makes us bored. We have to buy more of her products to take up the time that we used to spend on here. The product short circuits from all of the excessive use (It really didn't, just sounds like part of her devious plan). Anyway, check in to see if she's back. Only see a couple of lines, but see her signature that says slumber parties...which reminds us to order more. Stay away from the site a little longer to enjoy our products. See, it's a vicious cycle. Muhahahahahaha.

So, when my last product came in, my husband says, "You ordered a new toy and you didn't tell me about it?" I said " I was going to tell you about it, when the time was right." He said "No you weren't." (I really wasn't.. it's between me and me.) I said "Fine. I'll send it back. (I know I can't and I really wouldn't anyway). " I'll just go back to using your electric toothbrush." I'm a simple girl from Arkansas. That is what is meant by oral sex, right?

[DeLarla 22]

"I'll just go back to using your electric toothbrush." I'm a simple girl from Arkansas. That is what is meant by oral sex, right?"

STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!! I can't handle it! Every so often I gotta come here for a good laugh. The next best thing from the Big O is a great big belly laugh, which is why I keep coming back here. This place is a sickness, you realize that, right? I have more hours logged in at LBT than in my business, so it's either stay off here or give up Slumber Parties. And knowing you were using your husband's electric toothbrush pretty much gives me a great big responsibility to alert the world that we have TOYS for that kinda thing!

OMG, I'm gonna share that quote on my Slumber boards immediately. Did you really say "electric toothbrush?"

OMG!!!!

[Thinjen 0]

I really did say electric toothbrush. The sound of his toothbrush has such a familiar sound. I have never used it though, because the mouth is so dirty. (He doesn't know that I've never used it) Hard to explain gingivitis of the FUPA.