Evil Minds Unite

["Just" Paul 1]

The best practical joke I ever pulled was pretty elaborate.

In college, or Resident Director at our dorm was a grad student in his 15th year of college (one of those lifetime students that was in his early 30's but had never had a job, only more and more school). He had an apartment on the first floor of our dorm, the entrance door was off of the rec room.

One weekend he went away on a ski trip. We took donations from everyone in the building (remember, we had practically no cash to pull this off) and went to the Building supply store. We drywalled over his door, blending it into the existing wall. we even color matched the paint, and repainted the entire wall for it to blend in. one of the girls in the dorm had the key to his room, to feed his fish, so we ran a cord from an outlet in the apartment to an outlet we put in our "new" wall, and plugged in a nitelite there. We patched the baseboard, and the carpet. You'd have never known there was a door there.

Most of us gathered in the lounge, watching TV when he arived back from his trip, as he scrambled to get out his keys, while carrrying all his luggage and ski equipment... he pulled out the key, and went toward where he thought his door should be.

"Where the F@$#@% is my door!?!?!? What did you @&*^#$%# doo with my door?!?!?!"

We all said goodnight, and left.

I could hear him kicking down the drywall from upstairs.

I never got the impression he thought it was as funny as we did.

Here are some ideas...

Change the locks on his house.

If he does not know your cop cousin arrest him at work for Kiddie porn or something, then drop him back off two blocks away.

Have large amounts of pornography mailed to his house. Put him on the mailing lists for it, so it keeps coming.

Call his mother, girlfriend, spouse, and cry about how he dumped you after you told him you were pregnant. Use a fake name. Tell them you met at the strip club where he paid you for a little extra with the lap dance.

Steal all his clothing while he is sleeping. The set off his smoke alarms, and lock him out of the house.

Have Male impotence ads and samples sent to him at his office.

Get a snake, a real one (non-poisonous), and put it in his lunchbag. Or put a dead one in his food.

Dump out all the beverages in his fridge, and replace them with horrible tasting substitutes, but in the original containers.

Have a realistic "Inspection Failure" notice placed on one of his construction sites. Make sure it says something about a fine being involved.

Have a man with a deep voice keep leaving him anonomous phone messages, expressing his love. Have the messages left at work too. Have flowers sent from his admirer. Sign them, " You are the most giving lover I have ever had. I love you, Pete."

Fill the keylocks in his car with epoxy. Steal the car remote too. Crisco the car seats. Paint the windows black.

Remove the batteries from everything in his house... remotes, garage openers, everything. Then unplug everything. Turn off the power on the circuit breaker.

Wait till he is asleep, then tape black plastic over all his windows, on the outside. the door too.

I'll get more ideas later.

[NurseTeresa 0]

Vasiline to the door handles and the windshield wiper blades (just a thin coating will do lots of damage) I did this when I was in highschool to someone that was causing me much grief. It was a pain in the butt to get off and no one could do anything to me as it wasn't technically vandalism since nothing was destroyed and it was funny as hell to watch her try and get in the car and her hands be all nasty then when she turned on the windshield wipers it made a nasty coating on the windshield of the car! I still laugh about that one to this day as do those that went with me to do this. Lemburger cheese in the heat vent to the car is nasty as well as it already smells and when you turn the heat on the smell intensifies and they can't figure out where it is coming from.

[vinesqueen 2]

We need to keep in mind that this guy is one of her best buds, and we dont want to hurt the guy, or cause financial ruin. Anything involving Kiddy Porn is OUT OF BOUNDS. Even the mear alligation could destroy his reputation, and we dont want to hurt the guy.

One thing we did after my boss went on vacation was to tape pennies over every flat surface in his office, put them in between reports, everywhere. He thought he would be safe because he locked his office before he went on vacation. He never imagined that I would crawl up and over his wall by removing the drop celing tiles. Yeah, at 240 pound I scaled his walls...

Another guy had his office turned into a bathroom. They installed, but not plumbed, a toilet, sink, TP holder, and a vanity mirror. They put up dry wall to cut his office in half, so the front part of his office really did look like a half-bath.

[Morsaille 4]

One time I saran-wrapped a vehicle. Over, under, over, under, over, under. It is really funny, easy to video, and the worst consequence is making him late for work while he looks for a scissors. You know those industrial-sized rolls of wrap for store pallets? I suppose you could get an even better roll at costco. The food service wrap is more clingy. This is a BAD idea if he has a remote starter, melted plastic can catch fire.

Of course there is something wonderful about pulling off a really stupid classic, like using your new roll of saran wrap on the toilet to make a urine trampoline. Eeew.

[jqpublic 1]

this happend to me by my friend, this was the worst! my friend went to the two local free new paper ads that i was moving must sell, giving away old camper boat,kidds bike toy free and so on and so on I had at least 3000 phone calls in the first two weeks of the ad,it went on for a month.

:clap2:

every thing was free or under $50.00 gun fishing taclke?

It sucked big time the calls started in the early am tell midnight.

[PhotoNut 7]

JQ - is this friend of yours still living?! LOL

[porclndoll 0]

OH MY MY MY LAPBAND FRIENDS ARE TWISTED AND EVIL~I knew I stayed here for a reason!!! JQ The phone thing is cool, but he doesn't have a land line and i wouldn't want his cell phone in the public paper...but nice one! I will keep it in the back of my mind....

Thanks Vines! He is a VERY SHY and VERY INTROVERTED individual. Anything that would cause public notice would just about send him flying back into his shell~~~ Gotta tread lightly here.....

Paul ~ Some of your ideas got me excited and stuff!! I love the thought of covering his doors with drywall! I SOOO could not do the snake in a lunch bag thing. One of his issues is eatting in public....that would really do him in!!! But oh mamma would that be a sight to see!! To do anything to the inside of his house would require access. The only way I know how to get into his house is to have his mom let me in and I dont trust her completely as an alli....And lets face it hes a friend of mine so PORN doesn't bother him :confused: He would welcome the ads...:confused: we would even share and catagory them together~ Ehehehehehehe I am thinking though...He has an main office....Im thinking about turning it into a bathroom or something. That may be doable. Ya gotta understand something about this guy..he is everywhere and nowhere at the same time!! He sneeks up on ya ANYWHERE. He got me one day...I was sitting at a table assembling something for him and I was singing and singing my little heart out. I thought I was alone. All of a sudden his deep voice was RIGHT IN MY RIGHT EAR~~~ Scared the sh*t out of me!! He is a sneeky pete~Changing something in his main office would require a look out, and I did just form the unholy alliance with another friend...hummm this may be doable....The dark minds need a conference~ I just text messaged him.....perhaps over drinks...yeaaass sounds like a plan MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

THANKS GUYS FOR THE IDEAS, KEEP EM COMING!

[karenj 0]

I had a boss like this. loved to play jokes on everyone. sooooo, everyday he'd come in the office and use his "pump" jergins body lotion all over his face and hands. low and behold one day he did it and his face with white the liquid white out!!!! that was a classic!:heh: