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HurtherGirl thank you, this was so ....enlightening:clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

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DeLarla..... sexuality.org is a great website for learning any thing even back door entry....:phanvan:kiss:nervous:fruitsex:

Who had the Peanut Butter kid:confused: .....I loved it.....I want some peanut butter:hungry: ....I think it was bread that made me fat also...bread from McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC, Giant, Safeway....etc.

Where do I get a cowbell from :bandit ... :pound: .... I know I can get the rest of the stuff from DeLarla.

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Teresa,

During the entire 'activity' I kept thinking of the cowbell skit and cracking myself up laughing. My husband didn't know what was wrong with me and he didn't care. He just loved the fact I woke him from a nap.

BTW have you seen the cowbell video? I couldn't believed I actually watched the whole thing --- twice!

Lisa

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And to think I sat around being bored yesterday. Wow sorry I missed this one. But it was entertaining today.

Thanks all!!!!!!

Love a good debate!!!!!!!

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I had the Peanut Butter kid. And let me tell you, we have found him in dirty situations before.

The kids are redheads, and I put sunlotion on them every morning. One morning I came into their room, and my daughter was sitting in my sons crib (he was a little over one at the time) and his face waste covered in white paste. his whole face. I got close and realized the paste was diaper rash ointment. His entire face. And his ears. Totally white. Emily said she was putting on the sunlotion, but she was very upset it wasn't rubbing in.

Another time I had just gotten out of the shower, and emily came to me saying Andy was in the fridge. So I went around the corner and there he was. Naked (the boy is a little nudist). standing in front of an open fridge. He had something dripping off of him and his hair was goated in slime. He looked at me, smiled, and broke and egg on his head. I then noticed all the broken egg shells on the floor.

My boy is a real boy. We have to bathe him at least 2 times a day. Today he came home a darker color, because he rubbed dirt all over his bare spots. He said he did it to be tan. LOL

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I have been away from LBT for a little while now... my own reasons.. fell off the wagon a bit.. still off but I thought I would come back and try to jump back on the wagon and instead I have some really interesting threads.. I haven't stopped laughing all morning... don't know why I have avoided coming here... I really needed to laugh.. thank you !!!!!!!

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WOW! I missed a good one! I never noticed this thread! But it kept my attention for awhile! The "XXX" got my attention first and then the drama!

Good thread Heather! :)

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OMG. How in the hell did I miss this thread.

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Where the heck have I been..I missed it too how can I miss 7 pages of this

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BTW have you seen the cowbell video? I couldn't believed I actually watched the whole thing --- twice!

Okay, WHAT is the cowbell video & where can I watch it??

Gosh, I just feel so out of the loop on this cowbell thing!

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I don't like the graphic sex talk so I read and move on if it get to much for me..I would never say u can't put that on this forum..its unamerican to limit ones thoughts and expressions

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Guys, this is a really old thread from February, 2006.

Drstan, if a user's account has been suspended, they will be unable to answer your question. But, I will say this, we do not suspend user accounts based on grammar or spelling. :cool2:

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