Not band related, Maybe XXX, maybe some arguing...

[kimalicious 5]

Question: I'm not around here unless I'm at work so maybe I missed something over the weekend, but where is the Vagina thread?

[HeatherGurl 0]

http://www.lapbandtalk.com/showthread.php?t=15044

See if this will take you to it Kim!

[kimalicious 5]

Found it, I must be blind today! THanks

[ljones4521 4]

Ok..I am back.

We got out the Peanut Butter and the cowbells....and went at it. Hot Damned!

It feels like I burned at least 300 calories. I'll be it was the cowbells.

Hope I didn't offend anyone mentioning intimate toys.

[HeatherGurl 0]

Ok..I am back.

We got out the Peanut Butter and the cowbells....and went at it. Hot Damned!

It feels like I burned at least 300 calories. I'll be it was the cowbells.

Hope I didn't offend anyone mentioning intimate toys.

Cowbells? Don't get it???

Yes I can be ditzy, and I thought I had heard it all... but cowbells? I know what a cowbell looks like, but don't see how that could have helped ya?

[ljones4521 4]

Heather,

ROFLMAO ----

I was just jokin. No cowbells involved. There is a guy who has as his signature tag line, "I love those cowbells...or more cowbells". Something like that.

We didn't use Peanut Butter or cowbells, although I am sure my husband would like to see them tied to my ankles.

[HeatherGurl 0]

Heather,

ROFLMAO ----

I was just jokin. No cowbells involved. There is a guy who has as his signature tag line, "I love those cowbells...or more cowbells". Something like that.

We didn't use Peanut Butter or cowbells, although I am sure my husband would like to see them tied to my ankles.

Thank goodness... The only thing I could figure out was you could tie it around your neck for some noise????

[DeLarla 22]

Heather, regardless of what this thread was supposed to do, THANK YOU for starting it. I started out angry, and this session fixed my mood (and brought on an overdue BM, thank you.) This was incredible therapy. But if hubby finds out I mentioned anal sex, he'll think I've had a change of fart I mean a change of heart since he's been trying to get in the back door for 15 years.

Betty said, "Oh, yeah, and as far as me telling someone off, well, you haven't even seen that side of me yet!"

Like I'd take her on in person? I'm not that brave. And Bet, I was just using you as an example, I know you aren't a religious freak, but our "card carrying freak" had the grace to stay out of this mess so I just used you hypothetically. I have angels that cover my ass in situations like these and believe in my own brand of God and spirituality.

Dawg is most likely where he always is, remaining unseen at Susan's side, reading every word and helping her respond like he does in most threads. I hold no grudges against Susan; what woman wouldn't stand behind her man? But after Dawg's comment about a man loving junk food more than his wife because he keeps goodies around the house? That sickened me. It was unjustly cruel to tell a married woman she’s unloved. Dawg’s insinuation hit a bitter nerve with this romantic diva. My husband is immature but he’s proven he’d die for me more than once, yet he’s on the couch eating cakes and candy right now because HE doesn’t have an eating disorder. I refuse to take away things he enjoys. Marriage is about compromise, not control. He doesn’t smoke in the house, and I don’t eat Ben & Jerry’s in the garage.

I've been called brilliant yet often feel ignorant, which is why I fight from my belly and heart. I learn from my verbal mistakes and apologize when I'm wrong. I am kind-hearted and generous to a fault, but rub me wrong and my tongue turns acid. Insult my friends and my fangs come out. I am admittedly indecisive but brutally honest. I'm completely silly unless provoked, and then I get dangerously serious. I beg, borrow, lie, cheat, steal, hold grudges and drive dangerously ~ on occasion. Who doesn't?

I've been burned, molested, verbally and physically abused, stolen from, screwed over, robbed (multiple times, twice at gunpoint,) mistreated, damaged and torn, yet I face each day with hope and laughter. If it takes me to get nasty with friends to clear the air, then good for me for having the balls to say what's on my mind instead of sugarcoating reality, which goes on way too much in this world (and LBT.)

Please keep the Peanut Butter stories going because they’re wearing off my Frappacino.

And I really wish I liked anal sex considering the G-spot can be hit from behind.

[ljones4521 4]

Delara,

The heck with the Peanut Butter stories, I want to talk about the G-spot and ...um....um....the anal thing too.

:-))

[DeLarla 22]

There is one thing I honestly do want to apologize for, and that's for using the term, "butt f-ing." I find it a sincerely degrading term.

I originally mentioned anal sex, but when Amy degraded what many find a very pleasurable experience, I wrongly ran with that term to color my (then) emotions.

I'm learning a lot in my new business, so any nurses or proctology specialists might correct me, but there are several erogenous areas of that once-forbidden territory. Men have ejaculatory glands, the prostate, the parenthesis (perennial, perineum, like I said, I'm till learning.) I know men that have mind blowing orgasms with a little anal stimulation... most are just afraid to admit it.

Many women experience pain with anal sex because they're too clamped up. It's the entryway that causes the pain (there are numbing creams with benzocaine.) If you're tensed up, it will never happen. But how many guys accidentally "slip" and try to get in the back door during intercourse? Uh, most of them! As if grown men don't know a vagina from the anus. We aren't stupid, they want a tighter hole. There are books and techniques that have been used for centuries, so I'm sorry for degrading something that you might enjoy. I promised I wouldn't edit any more text - damn.

[FunnyDuddies 6]

Omg DeLarla. Everyone was over this. Why are you beating a dead horse?? I never degraded any thing. If you want me to get into my own personal life, it is something that DH and I enjoy. Let me say this really clearly so that you get it...

I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH THE SEX THREADS, POLITICAL THREADS, WEIGHT LOSS THREADS, OR RELIGIOUS THREADS.

Nothing offends me. And I try not to offend others. I keep my sex talk in sex threads marked with clear thread titles. I never have and never will put down anybodies sexual experiences or choices.

Why do you find it necessary to continue to drag this thread through the dirt. The rest of us moved on, and were talking about many other things. You had to come back here and bring it all back down. I am not sure why. Esp when you have said that you are over the anger you were dealing with this morning. I just don't get it.

As for pnut and dawg, that was a pretty rude thing to say about him standing by her side feeding her what to say. You see her as his puppet? Or is that not what you meant? Either way, I think it was inflamatory, and really just purely uncalled for. I happen to know Pnut and Dawg. Pnut does all of her own speaking. She is intelligent enough to deal with people on her own. And if she was Dawg's puppet, you probably would have been sat down earlier this morning. As it was, he is at work, and she was dealing with trying to save his grace after you so riteously decided to stomp on it. What loving wife wouldn't do that.

If you want to point out where I persoanlly "degraded what many find a very pleasurable experience" that would be great! I would really like to see that.

[kimalicious 5]

DING DING, Round 2! I don't have my bikini to walk around the ring in DAMN!

[TommyO 5]

I went to the boxing match the other night and a LapBand discussion broke out.

Wham!! Just when you thougt it was safe to go back into the Water. I grew up in a large family, 9 kids and I feeling like I'm back at home.

[aaamom 0]

Ok, so does this mean Bandster Bash '06 is off??? I was so looking forward to Vegas <sigh>

[mrycrltn 2]

LapBand Members: 5,952

Honestly do you think everybody is going to get along all the time? I have 3 kids who fight all the time under one roof.