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Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?  

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  1. 1. Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?

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Oh my. Who would have thought we'd see the day when our sweet Paula knows urban slang better than us less classy broads?

From urbandictionary.com:

Acronym for "Fat Upper Pubic Area"; common misinterpretations include "Fat Upper Pussy Area," "Fat Upper Penile Area" and "Farting Under Pelicans Asses." Also, often confused with FUBU, an overpriced brand of clothes that suburban caucasian adolescent males wear to impress suburban caucasian females who associate the clothing with large genitalia.

And because we haven't quite beat the horse to death yet:

Causes: Fupatitis P.

Only know cure: Fupandectomy

"She's bigger than the Fupapottomaus, she is a FupaSaurus Rex"

.............ouch.

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I'm appalled! It took me 30 minutes just to find this thread & at least 30 more to read. You are all sick & should be ashamed of yourselves. ;-P

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Di Di ---- Why should we be ashamed? I think not. We are all adults and this a great thread. Why were you looking for it in the first place? and why did you read it all? People need to discuss these things how are we to learn? No one is being hurtful or rude......

Ya'll have my support

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No worries Ajack, Di Di was joking (at least I'm assuming so from the smilie face sticking out the tongue and winking). :eek:

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Yes dears, joking! I had to search & search to find this thread...hehehe

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Okay, I couldn't figure out where to post this question without starting a new controversial thread, so I thought I would post here and continue the established thread....

Is it normal of me to be pissy because of lack of sex? I mean, sure I have the slumber rumbler and gyrating toys, but hubby and I have been schedule misfits for 2 months!!! When am I going to get laid?? I am getting pissy about it. When I want to, he can't. When he wants to, I can't. When we both want to, we can't because son is around. I just want to SCREAMMMMMMMM I am so frustrated. I think I need to start taking stock in Duracell. Am I right to be upset about this? We are both super busy right now and I can't even begin to tell you when it will stop (not till about summer!!!) for a break in all the business.

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I'm so sorry Jenna! I can't think of anything real to suggest. All the things I've heard (like set the alarm, schedule a play-date, or schedule a play-date) just don't hold up or seem realistic in the real world.

You've got to be able to get a little before summer!! What happens if someone calls in sick - not that I am suggesting such an irresponsible action, but aren't you sick? Sick of not getting any lovin'?

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Oh, that's right you do the houses - Ugh

Ooh, take him to Lowes and tackle him in the Garden Center! Then you can get a copy of the surveillance video and watch it, whenever..

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Jenna, I would have someone watch your son and hit a hotel for the night. It doesn't have to be anything fancy, but if you plan it in advance, it might be a little easier to have the right people in the right places at the right time!

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ummm... what is a cooter and what is a cooter push up? I'm serious here. I can say that I'm really in the dark on that one. and I thought I was pretty savvy until now, and I was thinking of the Pee-Rex, They are from the same era as the vaginasourses, or is it the faginasouresi???? one must have proper grammar after all... run that one by the spell checker ok! btw, run any of these post through the checker and get a load of suggestions that are hilarious!

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also, hello to the guest that is viewing this thread at the same time as me!

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