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Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?  

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  1. 1. Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?

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That gets rid of the (as a few of my dumb-ass men friends so affectionately call it) FUPA. The Fat Upper Pussy Area.

I can't even tell you how disturbing I find that there is not only a NAME for that -- but an ACRONYM!!

It's been a loooooooong time since any man's been with me naked--& here I was only worrying about my squishy belly and sagging boobs! Little did I know.

:omg:

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I have FUPA. I was wondering what it was called. I'm still fighting insurance. Can I use that as a comorbidity?

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I didn't know there was a name for that either... but I know that they can lift that along with a Tummy Tuck. I imagine they could do it during thigh work too. Honestly, I might have it fixed even if I don't have a tummy tuck.

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I am laughing my ass off at probably how many people this thread has pissed off. Too funny.

Gives Jenna that look.... Why would someone be pissed off at this thread?

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oh God, I WAS trying to avoid this site but I just HAVE to add my two cents of info.

I don't know where you're all from, but here in Michigan we call the FUPA a "fat rabbit" don't know why.

Oh and at our house my hubby calls his Johnson his "stick" and by sons call theirs "Mr. Peepers". My daugters call all girl pieces/parts the "tootie" . Mine is a hoo-ha also.

SO, if you're all lucky tonight and get a doo-da in your hoo-ha, then consider it a great night. (that's when the "O" fairy comes to visit!~)

Glad there are some others like me out there.....don't know what that means exactly, but I'm glad just the same!!!

Oh, and Lisa..... do the ben wa balls work???????? What happens if you lose one???

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I have FUPA. I was wondering what it was called. I'm still fighting insurance. Can I use that as a comorbidity?

Hhehe I couldn't find a smily that was laughing loud enough or big enough to put here. I was laughing so hard at that in the office my employee came over from the counter to ask if something was wrong.

And by the way, hubby and I call his tool Mr. Winky and he calls my bits Mrs.Kitty. We're freaks I know :nervous

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Does does the FUPA lose weight also? :P That's not going to be pretty.:phanvan It looks better all puffy and fluffy. I'm sure it feels better also.:nervous

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I wonder if the OBGYN records that were submitted to insurance contain the notation "Morbidly obese female, gravida 2, para 2, FUPA."

I asked my husband if he knew what FUPA was. He said, "You mean, the fat upper pussy area?" I didn't know what it was called, but he did. Why he didn't share with me, I don't know. I'm fully aware that my whole body is fat, I didn't think that area was granted immunity. I can't see it, but I'm sure it's fat. I can pinch a couple of inches.

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I would have to say that the fupa does lose weight too!

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Yes. The mons is the said FUPA. And it cracks my butt up that thinjen's dh responded to her that way LOL

See, guys have secrets. I beat mine to tell me what tey talk about during their meetings. He is my mole. My man mole. HEE HEE

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~OMG~... the tears are running down my cheeks!!!!!!

You all have made my day and have given me a unbelievable education on FUPA'S...

By the way.. its Mr. Happy in this house... Mr. Happy Makes Mrs. Happy very HAPPY!!! LOL

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