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Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?  

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  1. 1. Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?

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I'm surprised that Magic hasn't suggested hoo hoo pictures, all in the name of inspiration of course. Before and after hoo hoo's.. omg. *smacks self*

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I don't mean to sound like the fuddy duddy in the room, but are we breaking our earlier rule that we agreed to put XXX on any questionably mature only threads so that others do not inadvertantly be exposed to our horrendous, immature, and borishly funny threads such as these? hmmmmm?

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WOO HOO!!! I love vaginas! Opps to much info i ment to say i love vagina threads!! lol Well WHAT THE HELL - I love vaginas!!! lol.. There was to much talk about willys on this thread that it gave me the creeps... lol...

Kim

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LOL! Ok, this thread is a classic.

We also use the term "Mr Happy" And we call mine "Mrs Happy" Not very original for sure, but cute enough. My hubby jokes that one day I am going to come to bed and he will have a superhero cape attached to "Mr Happy" and then we can shoot an action/adventure film together!

LOLOLOLOL! He wishes!:)

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Let's just say somebody was VERY generous to Adam, which is prolly why he felt the need to share his gift. Stupid me, I've got lots of home video of him from those days but not of the Whomper. Damn, another lost opportunity for financial freedom! Extortion, baby!

I personally thought a vagina thread would bring out some real issues. I have a couple very real vagina issues, like sometimes I have to brace myself and clench my hoo-hoo when I sneeze or a lil pee pee escapes. It's gotten much better with weight loss, but now I'm using BenWa Balls to tighten my vaginal muscles so I can have a more fun playground for me and he!

I have other vagina issues, too. Since I was bold enough to start this thread, I have a question for Tummy Tuck people. When they do the tuck, do they pull up the skin from below to elongate the "playground" and make it more youthful looking?

And I really am offended by religious threads (there's plenty of religious websites out there for that kind of thing.) But I love that everyone here can have their own threads since everyone we are, everything we do and every nuance of our lives contributes to our eating disorders/obesity. I would NEVER post negativity in someone's Jesus thread so I'm glad this one isn't getting slammed.

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I call mine my hoo-ha. It's funny when my husband is brushing his teeth getting ready for bed and I am in the same room, I tell him "it's pointing at me!" Gags him on his toothpaste every time!

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Delarla, as part of most total body lifts, a vaginal lift can be included. That gets rid of the (as a few of my dumb-ass men friends so affectionately call it) FUPA. The Fat Upper Pussy Area.

I actually saw a hat at the mall the other day... It said FUPA Class of '06. I almost bought it. :confused:

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