Poll for Women Only *ADULT*

[DeLarla 22]

"I am waiting for BigPaul to "not" read this thread...."

Thanks, HEATHER! Now I gotta start an "I wet my panties" thread.

[HeatherGurl 0]

I saw Adam Sandler's penis.

OK, you know you have to explain that one!!!

[DeLarla 22]

During his stand-up days (when he was just startin SNL) we lived in the same apartment. He begged me to come in to "show me something." I walked in telling him to show me how to clean up his pigpen (what's with guys and empty pizza boxes?) Instead he dropped trow. I left shaking my head, what a dork. My roommates laughed their asses off that I fell for it, so apparently that was his thing to do back then.

[mini_me 3]

Didn't you guys watch Gray's(or is it Grey's ) Anatomy???!!!

It is no longer to be referred to as a vagina...:update:...it is now to be pronounced: va-jay-jay;) !!!!!

[mini_me 3]

Didn't you guys watch Gray's(or is it Grey's ) Anatomy???!!!

:update:

From this day forth...the word vagina will cease to exist. You will now refer to your delicate butterfly as a "va-jay-jay" or v-j-j for short.

[Thinjen 0]

I should call my husband's unit, Jimmy Hoffa. Been a while since I've seen him.

[Thinjen 0]

Interesting poll topic.. I'd be interested in finding out just how many women have a vagina. I don't think that's been covered on another thread, but I'll do a search.

[paula 4]

Lisa ~ Thought you were gone till Monday?

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's NO place like home" ~ Dorothy Gale, Wizard of Oz

[DeLarla 22]

I have no control over what I do, Paula. I figured you knew that by now?

Meanwhile, I'm cracking up that 7 people voted that I shouldn't start a Vagina Thread. Hello? THIS IS A VAGINA THREAD! Ha Ha, joke's on you!

Meanwhile - this one goes down in LBT's Funniest #$@& of the year!

"I should call my husband's unit, Jimmy Hoffa. Been a while since I've seen him."

[DevilMayKare 1]

Meanwhile - this one goes down in LBT's Funniest #$@& of the year!

Big whoop--it's only February.

[Thinjen 0]

Kare,

I'm taking that as a personal challenge. I, thinjen, promise to post at least one funny thing each month. And if I can't come up with anything, I'll just cut and paste the Jimmy Hoffa comment. I use humor to mask my sad, pathetic life....I've got a million of them.

[DeLarla 22]

"Kare, I'm taking that as a personal challenge. I, thinjen, promise to post at least one funny thing each month. And if I can't come up with anything, I'll just cut and paste the Jimmy Hoffa comment. I use humor to mask my sad, pathetic life....I've got a million of them."

So, exactly how much are Depends? Do they come in size L (Lumberjack?)

[DeLarla 22]

We started this LBT list of fun parts a long time ago... here it is again

GIRLS BOYS

Giblets One Eyed Trouser Mouse

Nooner Schnolakaupft

Punani Whammer

Coochie Pecker

Hoo-Hoo Weiner

Cooter Mangina

Ting Tang Hoo Hoo

Susie Schlong

Pootie Twig n’ Berries

Chachee Peter

NooNoo Slammer

Kitty

Poofie

Pinky

Doorbell

Po-Po

Gina

Felix

Fachina (new one)

And my favorite, Ax Wound!

[Kelliebelly 13]

I just HAVE to know moreeeeeeeeeee about my future husbands willy. Tell me everything about Adam Sandler Delarla...I sit drooling awaiting your response haha

[princess_n_thep 2]

I am laughing my ass off at probably how many people this thread has pissed off. Too funny.