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Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?  

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  1. 1. Should DeLarla start a Vagina thread?

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Whats creepy about the rumpy pumpy? bumping uglies? doin' the nasty deed? gettin' it on? Uh oh.. I think I need an hour break now.

*grabs Dawg and hauls him off of here for an hour*

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women with balls = creepy. and you were the one that brought it up. so its your fault.

I get to bump uglies (finally) again with dh tonight. in a hotel no less. it will feel so sleezy. I can't wait!

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My hubby is such a dork... He will call me on the phone and say "Hey Heather, guess what? long pause.... " I gotta big dick"...

I heard that's a bad thing. They say men w/ big dicks often are unfaithful because they always want to show them to everybody.

So next time you can say,

"So who ya been showing it to??"

Just a theory.

We could take a poll.

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My hubby calls his "Big Cock"....lovely huh....do you want " " how about some big " " with that bowl of soup....Is that not the sexiest thing ever....yeah right!!!:blah::blah::blah:

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I heard that's a bad thing. They say men w/ big dicks often are unfaithful because they always want to show them to everybody.

So next time you can say,

"So who ya been showing it to??"

Just a theory.

We could take a poll.

He only shows it to me... he is the most faithful guy in the world...

Now if our sex wasn't out of this world, all of the time... then I might be worried.

He really just has GREAT self esteem. He is sexy and he knows it... I wish I had half his self esteem.

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My hubby calls his "Big Cock"....lovely huh....do you want " " how about some big " " with that bowl of soup....Is that not the sexiest thing ever....yeah right!!!:blah::blah::blah:

VERY SEXY!!!

hubby uses that line with me too! :bored

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