Lap Band Surgery Can Solve All The World's Issues!

[cantbetoothinortoorich 20]

It just came to me! Americans are over weight and we have an energy crisis...we can lap band all americans and the gas they produce after the procedure can run our nation for a thousand years...and everyone is thin! I should run for president....

[LB4Me 35]

I can just imagine your campaign slogan.

[TracyC 32]

LOL

[pink dahlia 2,513]

hilarious !! as you're typing i can hear you saying "i kill me ! "

[laurajean1 1]

thats just way too funny

[cantbetoothinortoorich 20]

LOL...slogans welome....and Pink, ur right, I was cracking myself up...my 13 y/o daughter just looked at me and shook her head....dad's a dork.... ;-p

First full night w/o painkillers too!

[kll724 3,055]

Hah! That is for sure. You are in fine spirits, and have a great sense of humor!

[Cindy C 150]

It just came to me! Americans are over weight and we have an energy crisis...we can lap band all americans and the gas they produce after the procedure can run our nation for a thousand years...and everyone is thin! I should run for president....

I'll vote for you....especially after watching last night's debate!

[Humming Bird 275]

Too funny! I wish it were that easy. Thanks for the morning laugh!

[Poodlelover56 2]

LMAO!

[cantbetoothinortoorich 20]

Vote for me! Other canidates are full of hot air, I am full of hot gas...if elected, we will reduce our CO2 emmitions AND our dependency on foreign fuel....

And hopefully I wont be addited to pain killers and Gas-X by the time I am in office....

[54Shirley 105]

Make The Lap Band available to everyone for free (since this is a National Epidemic.)

Your bound to get in.

I can see it now...

Jump on my Band Wagon, and you will be a Lap Bander for Life !

[highland 168]

[Dawn200321 146]

you got my vote