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I've been crying every 10 minutes because I can't stop laughing from last night ~ I just gotta share with you gals.

I did a Slumber Party last night and asked a shy girl in a skirt if she'd help me try out a new brand of panties. I asked her to slip them over her panties and wear them for 20 minutes to see if they fit as well as the designer said. She was nice and happy to help.

Nobody else knew except my hostess. Five minutes into my demonstration, the girl in the panties turned bright red, threw her head back and started laughing so uncontrollably that I nearly died laughing myself. NOBODY knew what was going on, but the whole room was screaming in laughter trying to figure out why Shy Girl was writhing and cackling and holding onto her chair. One girl fell off her chair pounding her fists into the floor laughing so hard.. SO funny!

Shy Girl was wearing Remote Control Panties, and the hostess had the remote control. Nobody (not even me) could tell when the hostess would turn them on till the girl started up agin. I can't stop cracking up this morning. There's a little buzzer vibe in the crotch that turned Shy Girl into "I'm Not Giving These Panties Back!" girl.

I can't wait till my next party ~ I wish I could video it for ya'll!

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Ohhhhhhhh that is so f-in funny ROFLMFAO!!! I'd love to do that to someone. To bad they don't sell the little device you can plant in like DH's undies w/out him suspecting, or my mothers grannies ROFLMFAO !!!!

Would make work a hell of alot nicer now wouldn't it :cool:

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They're one-size-fits SMALL but the little vibe/bullet slides out and can slide into any panty that has the little crotch pouch thingy that many normal panties have. Now I'm laughing all over again. They'e pretty expensive but I give them out for free at parties if 17 women show up. ($90)

I had 2 best friends that each bought a pair for Valentine's Day. They went dancing in them over the weekends, but the joke was on them. After they each gave their boyfriends the remotes, the boyfriends switched remotes. They had no idea what was going on with each other, but they said it was the best double date of their lives. I'm wearing mine now but I don't know who has the remote (just kidding!)

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Women only... sheesh.

You just know the title of the thread would make me want to post in here.

I didn't read anything, or maybe I did.

Makes you wonder, doesn't it?

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That's flippin' hilarious! Makes me giggle just thinking about it. GAWD I wish I lived near Vegas!

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I bet that was priceless! Man! I wish I lived closer! I would like to have a party with my Mom & her friends! That would be freakin' hilarious!!!! By the way, I love the stuff that I ordered from you! How many calories does the buttercream icing x-scream have in it anyway? Maybe I'm not really on a plateau?

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