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I bought mine at Spencer's Gifts. It's great for any one that has gas. Just put the speaker under the chair of someone else and press a button! No one will know that it was you! The fart machine has 16 different sounds! I teach high school and it works GREATT! No one has to know that it is me :cool:

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Someone gave my husband one of these and he put it under his dad's chair during Thanksgiving dinner. It was SO FUNNY! At first no-one said anything, then, after a couple more fluffs people started looking nervously around, and then a long fluff, his sister is like: "Do you have to do that at the table, Dad?!" He had no idea what was going on. LOL

Kelli

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My DH gave me one for christmas a few years ago. I brought it to work during christmas one year (lots of folks were gone, mainly bosses lol) so me and my friend walked around this huge facility blasting away. People in elevators didn't know where to look (my friend had it in her pocket). We also played the sound over the intercom. We figured heck, we were stuck there while everyone else had off so why not have some fun.

Then my boss this really corporate professional lady put it in her suit jacket and bent down in front of a bunch of people and let them rip... She kept grabbing her tummy saying...oh excuse me I don't feel well. I almost pee'd in my pants b/c she did it so perfectly and with a strait face.

But since being banded, I no longer need the remote.... I can just about let em rip any time I darn well please LOLOL !!!! saves on batteries don'cha know.

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