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Thinjen

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When i was a kid i was making necklaces out of those heartshaped beads that littlegirls usualy place in there hair.. So my clever brother decided it would be a real hoot to see if he could stick one up my nose .. Well it got stuck... I was freaking out and crying my eyes out.. The big jerk hid me from my mom... I kept wistleing.... and crying untill he managed to pick it out...

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Kim

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OK, I'd have to strip down too -- that is bogus -- not just a bug, but a cockroach first of all AND a bug that's been inside someone's noggin -- I'm ALL set! I'm in the market for lightweight ear muffs.......

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Last year while vacationing with some friends whos children are VERY well behaved, my friend and I were sitting on the sofa in our hotel room chatting and catching each other up on the past couple of years when my three year old walks up to my friend and uses one nostril as a gun to shoot a cocoa puff directly at her... How horrifying!

Oh and I work in a hospital in an Outpatient/endo dept. We've been called in to remove MANY different things. Christmas ornaments, aerosol cans, a vase once, and the latest- the little metal top thingie from a lava lamp. SICK people!

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