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it's better than crack

Is is really? I mean, Ive never tried crack. Just wondering :) (hehe)

Maybe this should go on the "Weird Men" thread, but my husband gets MAD (can you believe?) when he calls home and hears my fingers tapping the keys... "Dont have time to talk to me, cause youre ALWAYS on that LBT - crap!"

He calls this place crap.

...crap?

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Lisa, What? I don't get it.

Jen

Okay Jen, Lisa is LBT's Top Poster with over 5700 posts to date. So she posts here on the addicted to LBT Thread with the same questions newbies always ask about erosion and the famous "what's a PB?!" Ya right, like she's a newbie, huh?

Get it? LOL She's a funny one, that DeLarla!

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Kathy, I was just sitting at my computer crying, grieving for this f-d up stupid moth@$%fu$$ing compulsive overeating disease. Then I saw that you "caught on" and started busting up through snot and tears. THANK YOU!

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my hubby loves the fact I've learned so much and he understands why I'm here. I was trying the OH website and still peek in there but, they aren't so friendly to Lapbanders :)

Now I check every day in here for new messages. I'm hoping once banded I'll be able to help others like you all have helped me :)

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:usa2: :usa2: We need to have a song, a sort of ... anthem:usa2: :usa2:

OHHHH say can you eeeeat,

by the bands early diet....

When so louuuudly weehee belch,

in the twilights last P B'ing....

And the weight is going down,

and the belly's less round...

Gave proof of the fight,

cause the fat was not there...

Oh say does tha-at lap-band port

nee-eeeddle save the dayyyyyy-ayy...

In the shrink-ing of our butts,

and the down sizing...

of ourrrrr-rrrr gutsssssssssssssssssssssss.

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Thanks Kathy for the explanation of Peanut Butter. Lisa, I should have known better. The more I go up on my psych meds...the more I need them and me too. I think that people should do a search before they ask these questions that have been asked 10,000,000,000,000 times. New threads should only be started for new topics. Have we discussed what is the strangest thing that got stuck in any of your orifices? or is that worthy of a new thread?

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OMG Jen, PLEASE start a thread of things that got stuck in our orifices! Please, please, please! Speaking of psyche meds, I really need a place to discuss what happened to my mother's ear!

And Paula, please copy your response to the weird man thread! Better yet, start a whole new, "My Husband Hates LBT" and I'll be right there!

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