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Wait, does someone talk more than me? Who? Where? Call 911!

DeLarla, Kryssa and I are not in the same category as you. You do something different, something quick and witty and funny and out of the blue. You say things out of nowhere and I crack up all the time!

Nope, just like this post, I simply have too many words. It takes forever just to say it, and I can't seem to spit it out in shorter form.

What you have is an art form. What I got is...I dunno...words.

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"What you have is an art form. What I got is...I dunno...words."

I thought that was damn funny and I'm cracking up here! But Kathy, I don't have an art, I have a mental disorder. And so do I.

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:) :) Thank you, thank you!

I will be getting lots tonight... can't wait!!!!

Get some for me. I am not getting lucky tonight. :) but I will make him make up for it twice tomorrow. LOL

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Patient? hahahahahahahah. You guys just couldn't see me kicking and screaming throught the computer.

Hugs!

Veruca.

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Yeah, DAWG! You are smokin hot!

If you think I'm smokin hot' you're smokin' somethin' *Grin*

I have to state though, for the record. I am one sexy bitch.

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If you think I'm smokin hot' you're smokin' smoethin' *Grin*

I have to state though, for the record. I am one sexy bitch.

Your avatar resembles Kevin Smith.

I am known for my crush on Silent Bob :)

So I guess I'm agreeing with Heather lol.

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I have to state though, for the record. I am one sexy bitch.

Look, admire, comment.. but remember, he's MY sexy bitch. *sweet smile*

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Ah shucks You do like me! (Sally Fields)

When I was at Lisa's bash 04, I looked at her high school year book and guess who she looked like...

"Giget"

slumberpartyhostin'motorcyclin'mechanicalbullridin 'whitegurlANGELinLasVegas!

I nominate divaliciousdee as Miss Georgia Peach and cause she's just so cute!

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Since I am currently fighting my insurance company, I nominate Renebean as best insurance butt-kicker!! She's my hero. :clap2:

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