Name your Lap Band Port

[Meduseld 29]

Portabella... like the mushroom.

[Daisy10b 0]

Mine is called Bertie Mee Lots of Brass Band - but we call him Bertie for short! xxx

[Jack 855]

Not just the port, I call mine "my Little Angel of the Silicon Fist.....my Symbiant"....

Does seem to have a life of its own at times.....although it never goes anywhere without me any more!!!! HAR!!!

[horsegirl315 114]

Lol! Love this! Don't have my port yet, but I will be naming it once I get it!

[Flaquita24 7]

Lol this is freaking hilarious

[2bSMALLER 28]

When I refer to my band/port I always say " my newset addition to the family" .. but I never gave it a name.. I will work it that one !!!

[2bSMALLER 28]

Maybe I should call it "My side kick". ? What do you think ? lol

[jennilamb007 10]

Portia - it is Latin for gift, and this lap band and port system is a major gift to myself. Jen

[B-52 7,113]

That's easy.........LUMPY!

[BeautyLarue 2]

This is so cute. I shall name her Sasha... Sasha Fierce.

[TylerK 3]

While having not officially named my port yet, I do often wear Wrangler flannel type shirts with jeans and have made the comment plenty of times about myself, that "I look like Luke Duke got stung by a bumblebee."