Bobalooey 0 Posted February 2, 2006 I took it for a few months when it was first released. Seperated all of the fat from the food I was eating and neatly deposited it into the lining of my pants. Most disappointing diet med I ever took and I took them all! The worst part was that you had no warning when the leak was going to occur, and with a smell that would knock the buzzard off of the shit wagon! If they start selling this stuff over the counter, I'd only buy it as a prank to play on somebody else. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FunnyDuddies 6 Posted February 2, 2006 HAHAHAHA Thats funny....as a prank. I'm sorry, but I have so many tummy troubles throughout my life, the last thing I need is to add something that makes it worse. Besides, these cheapo apartment toilets would prolly stain badly from the orange, and I'd get charged to pay for new toilets. LOL Amy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
one gone dog 0 Posted February 2, 2006 this is about the funniest thread ive read. I could think of a few folks id like to give this stuff to. but what i would like to most do with it, give it to my niegbors dog that is always on my property, then feed the dog some nice hot juicy cheesburgers from a little place called "dicks" in seattle. then run the dog home. almost forgot an order of thier fries, so greasy you can ring out 1/2 a cup of oil from one order. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monica S 1 Posted February 3, 2006 I am busting up over here! You all are too much! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MsButterKup23 1 Posted February 3, 2006 Xenical = poo poo :target: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monica S 1 Posted February 3, 2006 Xenical = poo poo :target: Yep, that's what I've gathered. I'm wondering, if the FDA is going to approve this drug as an OTC for weight loss, the studies must say it works at least a little bit for some people. Now, I'm not about to try it, given the wonderfully descriptive advice offered here. But has it worked for ANYONE? If not, why are they approving it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gadgetlady 4 Posted February 3, 2006 Thanks for the laugh, guys! I haven't laughed that hard in a while! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
one gone dog 0 Posted February 3, 2006 I like how it was just said to me about the side effects of this stuff. "if you even think you have to fart, its to late" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
schel 0 Posted February 3, 2006 To funny! I told the doc I work with about this one and she laughed also! Anyone seen "The Man Show?" My husband watches it and I have seen some of it here and there. They had this commercial called... OOPS! I CRAPPED MY PANTS!!! (A commercial about undergarments) Schel Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
one gone dog 0 Posted February 3, 2006 To funny! I told the doc I work with about this one and she laughed also!Anyone seen "The Man Show?" My husband watches it and I have seen some of it here and there. They had this commercial called... OOPS! I CRAPPED MY PANTS!!! (A commercial about undergarments) Schel Ive seen that one. I laughed so hard it made my eyes Water up. :biggrin1: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dody 0 Posted February 3, 2006 First thing to do is buy Depends (adult size of course) and yes everyone will know you are wearing them, and also see you buying them. Such is life if you make a decision to go on Xenical. Secondly, never be more than 15 ft. from a bathroom. You have been warned. Thirdly, if they handed out Xenical free I would never take it again. I'm not into the oily orange. It just isn't my color :bananajump: Good luck if you take this route. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
