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I dare U 2 beat my NSV... I rode the bull!!!



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Crystal, I'll take that belly dancing bet and raise you riding topless on an ATC through Mexico, and... uhhh... selling sex toys for a living! Just pass me those little finger symbols and I'll pass you a Love Swing!

Well, once I lose 70 pounds, we'll talk about riding toppless... (or when I've lost as much as you did when you'd ridden topless.

But no, I'll never sell sex toys for a living. Too much shame from my mother.

But in March, I go back to my horse back riding lessons... But it won't be topless. Oh dear gawd, I'd rip a boob off just from the force of bouncing in a trot. Oh dear gawd.

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Guest ASPHALT ANGEL

Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwww!!!!

You go girl. I leave for the weekend and come back to you riding a bull.....what is next? ROFLMAO

I got asked to ride the bull at Sturgis Bike Week but you had to go topless and I didn't figure that would look so good so I passed....but when I get this weight off and a boob job to lift these babies back up where they belong ...LOL ...I might just have to reconsider...LOL...

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Crystal, what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico. I rode topless as a 300 pounder. Those Mexican men love big American girls! And the grass is always greener, ladies. I don't have two-boobs-a-floppin. Everything about me is big but my boobs (and ears, than you Mother Nature!)

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Oh My God....this Is Something I've Always Wanted To Do. And Dammit I Will Do!

The Only Bull In Town Is At The Cowgirls Inc. Bar In Seattle. Last Time I Was There I Was With A Bunch Of Drunken Ironworkers.

You Are My Hero!

Yes This Is All In Caps Cuz I'm Yelling!!

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Being at The Cowgirls, Inc. in Seattle with a bunch of drunken ironworkers rates pretty high in my book. Sounds like an NSV to me!

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Ah, the joys of Vicarious Living Thru DeLarla...

Such experiences we get to enjoy!!

Sorry Lisa - but I will never get on THAT particular Bull. I like the kind I don't fall off of...

But look out, Crystal - my Belly Dancing days may soon be at hand.

Love you guys!!

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OK Seriously, what were those 2 in the background doing!?!?! Delara, you are NUTS!!!! I'm with NJChick....I know I'm old b/c I got the Deborah Winger reference AND my back fears the bull!!!!!! Good for you you Urban Cowgirl you!

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