DeLarla 22 Posted January 21, 2006 "I'm a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad, I'm just a product of my raising I say hey ya'll and yee haw!" Gretchen Wilson I waited all night to hear Gretchen, and she came on right when I got on the bull! It was meant to be, just like my new Harley was meant to be as Metallica yelled "Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme that which I desire" as I pulled out of the dealership on my brand new bike! I gotta wonder if my days are numbered because I simply had to ride that bull, it's not like I had a choice. And the whole "Debra Winger" thing was Hollywood B.S. because the guy running the bull doesn't do any special favors ~ I asked him to go really slow but, "You don't come to a cowboy bar to ride a slow bull." It looks so easy, but that's a wild bull! Since debanding & dieting, my new drink of choice is a glass of wine diluted in a tall glass of ice. I allow myself 2 per night, but I think I had 4 last night because not only did I go to the gym at 5 a.m., but then we took the dogs for a long walk, then danced my brains out and rode a bull. Was I buzzed? "Let me hear a big HELL YEAH from the redneck girls like me, HELL YEAH!" Yep, buzzaroni! Tonight I'm going bungie jumping. NOT! So there, anyone can beat my NSV cuz I ain't NEVER jumping off any building unless it's on fire, nor will I jump out of any airplane unless it's on fire! You guys crack me up. Thanks for always making me laugh so hard. I laughed so hard at these responses that I cried! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted January 21, 2006 No, I didn't ride my new bike. I have this (rolling eyes since it's so ridiculous) superstition that I never ride my vehicles till after they've been officially registered at the DMV. Yeah, yeah, I know the temporary tags make it legal, but I don't like the "Look at my brand new bike" lable all over the license plate. Oh, sure I want people to look at me, I just don't want to yell it out Chris took it to get registered yesterday, but the only man for a job is a woman (he forgot the correct paperwork.) DOH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coyotegirl 3 Posted January 21, 2006 YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Ride em cowgirl!! You look great Lisa! Will you take me there so I can ride the bull? I was raised on horses and milked cows and raised bulls BUT never got on one! real or fake. Lucky Girl You!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leighhoffman 0 Posted January 21, 2006 GO GIRL GO!!!!! Great picture! I cant wait for my you know whats to come back!! I think they are hidden under this flab! I used to do crazy things! Watch out world! Way to go! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vinesqueen 2 Posted January 22, 2006 Lisa, are you seriously challenging me to see who's had the most Wild NSV? I'll see your bull riding, and raise you Bellydancing ... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
La_madam 20 Posted January 22, 2006 Damn Girl! What a GREAT NSV...WOOHOO 70 lbs gone and she's ridin the bull..lovin it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SherryW 4 Posted January 22, 2006 AWESOME simply AWESOME. YOU GO GIRL! That bull would put me on a stretcher and on pain meds with my spine screaming WHYYYYYYYYYYY? lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
princess_n_thep 2 Posted January 22, 2006 I HAVE YOU BEAT!! HA, Dare me will ya? Here goes... Last night, the bull rode me!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
giveyouthemoon 4 Posted January 22, 2006 "Let me hear a big HELL YEAH from the redneck girls like me, HELL YEAH!" Hell YEAH!!! That does it...you are *officially* my hero! That is something I've always wanted to try but never accomplished. You so very utterly ROCK!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessiebear 2 Posted January 22, 2006 Hell no! Go Lisa! GO! :clap2: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ruthie 2 Posted January 22, 2006 I think you look amazing!! Congrats on your success!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted January 22, 2006 Crystal, I'll take that belly dancing bet and raise you riding topless on an ATC through Mexico, and... uhhh... selling sex toys for a living! Just pass me those little finger symbols and I'll pass you a Love Swing! That bull pulled places I never knew I had but it was worth it. You only live once. I'm pretty beat after just coming home from doing a Slumber Party & lugging all my bins. But again, the $1300.00 in sales was way worth it! HELL YEAH! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeLarla 22 Posted January 22, 2006 "I HAVE YOU BEAT!! HA, Dare me will ya? Here goes... Last night, the bull rode me!!!" Sorry Jenna, but I still got you beat cause I rode TWO bulls last night, and I never fell off the second one. Touche' HELL YEAH! Oh this is just too funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
youknowit 11 Posted January 22, 2006 girlfriend... you kick butt! yahhoooooo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VelvetKiss 0 Posted January 22, 2006 Bull Riding and Belly Dancing OH MY! I love it! This is also on my wish list of NSV's to come once I am banded. How fitting Gretchen came on at the same time. I admire your spirit, you are an inspiration. What fun Bandsters have! Tonya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites