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I have lost a Sperm Whales brain and a Guinea pig..... in 4 weeks.

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I've lost an average 2 year old

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Current: Complete Oxford English Dictionary + A tire + human brain.

Next up: losing an average man. :)

Final goal: Two bloodhounds and 10 dozen eggs.

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I LOVE THE THREAD. OMG! 111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year and prior to that a small horse? Really I carried around a horse. Know wonder my knees use to hurt! LOL

They should put a sticky on this one. Hilarious but so very motivating when you look at weight like this. Sometimes we can be all about numbers. Great spin on it!

That's funny! Congratulations on your loss so far!

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That's funny! Congratulations on your loss so far!

Thanks!

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almost a 2 month old horse.... (so weird to imagine that much weight gone) :blink:

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fats and oils an average American eats in a year

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1 pound = a Guinea Pig

1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts

2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs

3 pounds = an average human brain

4 pounds = an ostrich egg

5 pounds = a Chihuahua

6 pounds = a human's skin

7.5 pounds = an average newborn

8 pounds = a human head

10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year

11 pounds = an average housecat

12 pounds = a Bald Eagle

15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs

16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain

20 pounds = an automobile tire

23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year

24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream

25 pounds = an average 2 year old

30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year

33 pounds = a cinder block

36 pounds = a mid-size microwave

40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg

44 pounds = an elephant's heart

50 pounds = a small bale of hay

55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner

60 pounds = an elephant's penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

70 pounds = an Irish Setter

77 pounds = a gold brick

80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape

90 pounds = a newborn calf

100 pounds = a 2 month old horse

111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year

117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she's 5'11")

118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica

120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month

130 pounds = a newborn giraffe

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year

144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she's 5'4")

150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary

187 pounds = an average adult man

200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds

235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger

300 pounds = an average football lineman

400 pounds = a Welsh pony

I finally lost that 5,000 BTU air conditioner. Can't wait to get rid of the elephant penis!

Ive lost an elephant's penis --- didnt know I had one! and a rack of baby back ribs. During November and December and kept losing an average human brain over and over again, but back on track now. After a fill in late December, I lost a Chihuahua and feel so much better!! Altogether I need to lose the amount of trash you throw away in a month, but I would really like to lose an average adult woman.

I could be satisfied with losing a baby giraffe. We'll just have to see.

~hiddn

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SOMEBODY better put this as a sticky, cause it is way too cute....I'm too damn dumb to do it or I would have......Thank you to who ever does this...Wish I were smarter! hahaha

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LOL, I got rid of that 2 year old!! Is that the part of me that went back for dessert seconds?? Now I think about dessert in a new way. I even made a cheesecake for my daughter's bd yesterday. Haven't had any. But I might have to get a box of girl scout cookies....it'll just last l-o-n-g-e-r this time! And then only get one box, not 2-3.

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