ariscus99 1 Posted December 19, 2010 Saw this on CBS News Sunday Morning, and thought it was hilarious, it's just in fun, so don't get to worked up libs, though there are some good points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo's Mom 257 Posted December 19, 2010 Twas the eve of elections and all through the land the tea party was stirring for business at hand. We must stop Obama, we must make him fail even though of his programs we usually avail. No to the stimulus, of this we must stop but where do we stand for it's ribbon cutting photo-op? We don't like the bailouts but on this we don't rally just one more in our hypocritical tally. We claim to be main street but it's wall street we love, we're silent on bonuses given above. But for those who are jobless or looking for work, well, they are just lazy and living off pork. While millions are dying for lack of healthcare, we must not support it or do our share. 'Cause we have ours, but of ours we deserve, while others are lazy and expect to be served. The deficit, the spending, it's a real bitcher, except when we have to make the rich richer. Then we can spend so to give them more money. I know it's sounds wrong, but ain't it just funny? They're hypocrites, it's true so let me count the ways, but there's no room - not even on Santa's sleigh. For the number's too many, and it is such a fright, Good bye to the tea party at to all a good night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pattygreen 5 Posted December 23, 2010 Twas the eve of elections and all through the land the tea party was stirring for business at hand. We must stop Obama, we must make him fail even though of his programs we usually avail. No to the stimulus, of this we must stop but where do we stand for it's ribbon cutting photo-op? We don't like the bailouts but on this we don't rally just one more in our hypocritical tally. We claim to be main street but it's wall street we love, we're silent on bonuses given above. But for those who are jobless or looking for work, well, they are just lazy and living off pork. While millions are dying for lack of healthcare, we must not support it or do our share. 'Cause we have ours, but of ours we deserve, while others are lazy and expect to be served. The deficit, the spending, it's a real bitcher, except when we have to make the rich richer. Then we can spend so to give them more money. I know it's sounds wrong, but ain't it just funny? They're hypocrites, it's true so let me count the ways, but there's no room - not even on Santa's sleigh. For the number's too many, and it is such a fright, Good bye to the tea party at to all a good night. A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. WhenThe postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , USA . they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and those idiots took $95.00 in taxes. Hi All. (I'm not back for good) I just wanted to tell a funny joke and wish you all A Very Merry Christmas as well. God bless you and have a nice Christmas and A Very Happy New Year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cleo's Mom 257 Posted December 23, 2010 A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened . Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. WhenThe postal authorities received the letter addressed to God , USA . they decided to send it to President Obama. Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill. He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read: Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and those idiots took $95.00 in taxes. Hi All. (I'm not back for good) I just wanted to tell a funny joke and wish you all A Very Merry Christmas as well. God bless you and have a nice Christmas and A Very Happy New Year! Just so he doesn't entrust that $5 to the greedy, private, Wall Street CEO's where he will have to pay capital gains and dividend taxes on it before it loses its value altogether due to their reckless behavior and then reward themselves with bonuses. LOL Merry Christmas & Happy New Year and may Pres. Obama continue to succeed in the new year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites