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Random realizations from a ditzy blonde.

AngryBaby

By AngryBaby, in The Lounge

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AngryBaby
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Uh waiter... WAITER!!! There's a hair in my food. I demand a refund and such. (damn) Nevermind... it's my hair.< /p>

*gasp* What's that?!?! Is it a tumor? Do I have cancer in my hand? Am I gonna die?? Oh wait... it's my knuckle.

me- What's this?

my fiance- It's your collar bone.

me- I have a collar bone?!?!?! OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!

my fiance- believe it or not... everyone has a collarbone

me- Well duh! It's just that I've never seen mine before. :thumbup:

That is just a small chapter in my random book of life.

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