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My Christmas splurge shirt is lime green, and I LOVE it. It's a 2 piece with a little silk cami for under. But it sucks that even though I paid way too much for it, there's already little snags and sequence coming off. Damn, I might have to wear it twice then get a full refund! It's probably the prettiest shirt I've ever owned.

As far as me hooking up with all the HOT men, it's called Basic Instincts. I never leave the house without my pheromone cologne! NEVER.

Last night Bruno's wife (yep, married) couldn't make the Christmas party. I snuggled up close enough for him to smell my Basic Instincts and told him to pick the prettiest girl to pose with since Jill was gone, and he said, "Why can't I have you?"

It's the pheromones!

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So, where can we purchase Basic Instincts? Is that the Victorias Secret cologne or a Slumber Party thing?

I'm very smell-oriented - always wanted to try pheremones.

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All of my bosses are hot chicks. I guess since they are escorts they would have to be. I would post pictures here but they are WAY to naked!

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I book appointments for local escorts in the Dallas area. I'm the voice, they are the body. Works for me cause I get to stay home and work in my PJs!

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I sell Basic Instincts pheromone cologne from home or through my website, and I NEVER leave home without it. I add it to my bath Water, my body spray and hand lotion, or I dab some behind my ears. The kind we (Slumber Parties) carries also contains mood enhancers, so it makes me feel good. I absolutely LOVE the stuff.

Jenna, he mainly works out of his California office (he & his wife own both firms) but he comes to Vegas regularly. Not only is he hot, but he gives fat ass bonuses and is really fun to party and dance with. Super nice, brilliant, great wife, amazing father - Wonder Man.

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Hey Spydr I hear they are looking for someone to help interview the prospective escorts... I am available ... okay.. I am flying to Dallas right now...

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Oh 2 Be Free - It's a dirty job, but somebody has to do it! I'll pick you up at the airport and make sure to eat your Wheaties. It's tough work!

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dang I want spydr's job - being in PJ's all day and talking to men!

I agree Lisa - I'd like pour some whip cream & hot fudge and just gobble your boss up!

Unlike my boss who makes me want to wretch when I look at him. LOL

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As far as me hooking up with all the HOT men, it's called Basic Instincts. I never leave the house without my pheromone cologne! NEVER.

Me neither girl! I simply adore that stuff! It's part of my daily routine, I hatw when I accidentally forget to put it on in the morning.......

And you are right....as much as anything, it makes *me* feel good.

And to quote something I read, a beautiful actor said "If a woman thinks she is sexy, then she is" So if I feel good then I am one Sex-ah beast!!! LOL!!!

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