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Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices A Beautiful Blonde Wave At Him And Say's Hello.

He's Rather Taken Aback, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From, So He Says "do You Know Me?"

To Which She Replies "i Think Your The Father Of One Of My Kids."

Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful To His Wife

And Says, "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The Pool Table With, All My Buddies Watching, While Your

Partner Whipped My Arse With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?".

She Said "no, I'm Your Sons Math Teacher."

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How funny!

BTW - where did our joke thread go???

ok, here's one.

its titled....

Still Waiting on FEMA

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