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Guest SAMPECKINPAH

I'm a male (first-time poster) who just got banded yesterday. My weight at banding was 401lbs, although at 6' 4" I carry it as well as could be expected. So far, there has been some pain and discomfort, but not nearly as bad as I expected (knock on wood).

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Personally, I love being hijacked by beautiful women.

Keep it up, ladies. It is inspirational to us dogs....I mean men, yeah, men... that's what I meant...yeah...

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Gee, Wally, I kinda think she likes ya.

Maybe you can pass her a note in study hall.

Gee, I'da know, that'd be kind a creepy, she'd wanna be all kissy and stuff.

Yeah, gee.

Yeah.

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A banded man AND a sense of humor. What a combination!!!

I'm loving this thread more and more by the minute!

Love,

Yet another nosy hijacking female!!

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I am being banded on Friday December 9th, I may have a few male specific questions after the big day so I am glad to see this thread.

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See, the guys are coming out of the woodwork! Good to see you all here! I'm thinking it's a good idea to use the PM function on this board to discuss more personal "male only" matters. You see how us girls come running when there's boys gathering. And no WAY! I could keep myself from peeking in.

This thread is funny. :(

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I am shocked. I thought at the mere mention of the opposite sex, my dear friend DeLarla would have been here before me to snatch up all the good ones...(aka ALL of them)

Bwah ha ha haaaaaa. Now all I have to do is get rid of the rest of these chicks! Hmmmmm, dry chicken? No, I'll never get them all to eat it.... Well, I'll think of something!

Love you guys!

MORE MEN! MORE MEN! MORE MEN!!!

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Me want man-beasts.

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DeLarla would have been here before me to snatch up all the good ones...(aka ALL of them)

Oh I'm WAY ahead of De on this one. They are MINE ALL MINE!!!!!

Now all I have to do is get rid of the rest of these chicks! Hmmmmm, dry chicken? No, I'll never get them all to eat it.... Well, I'll think of something!

Oh it's ON now!!! Bring it girl! lol!!!!!!

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