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Now that I'm losing weight my poor husband is having nightmares



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LOL!

He keeps having dreams that I become this obnoxious,

self-centered woman who likes (and gladly allows) strange men to play with my boobs!

HAHAHA!

:biggrin:

Even when I was thin, I was never like this!

He knew me back then, too.

I keep telling him that this is absurd.

This is not who I am and all that.

But he's been having dreams like this for a week now.

This is a man who has never been insecure.

We aren't fighting or anything,

but it's so strange that it's starting to really affect him.

So now starts the reassuring process...

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Maybe he just needs a little, um, "attention..." :biggrin:

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Maybe he just needs a little, um, "attention..." :laugh:

LOL!

Okay, yeah...I'll try that.

:biggrin:

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Oh of course! Us successful bandsters let strange men play with our boobs all the time. Didn't you know that was part of the process!

LOL. Only joking

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Oh of course! Us successful bandsters let strange men play with our boobs all the time. Didn't you know that was part of the process!

LOL. Only joking

See, I wasn't gonna say anything,

but I'm actually volunteering them.

I'm like, "Wanna touch 'em? Are you sure?

They are sooo awesome!"

I go back and forth between that and

offering my autograph.

I mean...it's the least I can do, right?

:w00t:

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I think that's funny. My hubby says he's going to lock me in a closet when I lose all my weight and just take me out at playtime......

I think that some men, even ones that have never been insecure before, get to thinking about it too much and become somewhat nervous over having a "new wife".

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LOL, That is just too funny! Poor guy. I hope his mind quits messing with him and he starts to get some better sleep. We are all kinda having a little laugh at his feelings, but only in a good way.:w00t:

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LOL, That is just too funny! Poor guy. I hope his mind quits messing with him and he starts to get some better sleep. We are all kinda having a little laugh at his feelings, but only in a good way.:thumbup:

Oh, I'm laughing to his face. LOL

He smirks and pretends to be upset but he knows it's silly.

He also knows that the good out weighs the "bad".

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Oh of course! Us successful bandsters let strange men play with our boobs all the time. Didn't you know that was part of the process!

LOL. Only joking

I almost ruined my laptop when I blew milk out of my nose just now. Toooo funny!

To the OP: my hubs hasn't had any nightmares yet, but he sure seems more insecure about things now. He keeps saying how afraid he is that I'll leave him for some 20-something year old guy once I lose my weight. I'm like, "Excuse me, but I've invested too much time and energy training YOU - why on EARTH would I want to start over with a younger one who hasn't even learned how to pick up his own socks yet?!" LOL...well, at least it makes him laugh! :thumbup: :thumbup:

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