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> > > We all need a little stress-reliever today! This only takes a minute.

> > > Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know

> > including the person that sent it to you. Sometimes when you have a

> > stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. And,

> > if we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here

> > > is your dose of humor...

> > >

> > > A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

> > > B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward

> > it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to forward it

> > back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

> > >

> > > And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide

> > as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following is an excerpt from a children's

> > book, "Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by

> > Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume

> > > new names...

> > >

> > > 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new

> > first name:

> > > a = snickle

> > > b = doombah

> > > c = goober

> > > d = cheesey

> > > e = crusty

> > > f = greasy

> > > g = dumbo

> > > h = farcus

> > > i = dorky

> > > j = doofus

> > > k = funky

> > > l = boobie

> > > m = sleezy

> > > n = sloopy

> > > o = fluffy

> > > p = stinky

> > > q = slimy

> > > r = dorfus

> > > s = snooty

> > > t = tootsie

> > > u = dipsy

> > > v = sneezy

> > > w = liver

> > > x = skippy

> > > y = dinky

> > > z = zippy

> > > 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first

> > half of your new last name:

> > > a = dippin

> > > b = feather

> > > c = batty

> > > d = burger

> > > e = chicken

> > > f = barffy

> > > g = lizard

> > > h = waffle

> > > i = farkle

> > > j = monkey

> > > k = flippin

> > > l = fricken

> > > m = bubble

> > > n = rhino

> > > o = potty

> > > p = hamster

> > > q = buckle

> > > r = gizzard

> > > s = lickin

> > > t = snickle

> > > u = chuckle

> > > v =pickle

> > > w = hubble

> > > x = dingle

> > > y = gorilla

> > > z = girdle

> > > 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second

> > half of your new last name:

> > > a = butt

> > > b = boob

> > > c = face

> > > d = nose

> > > e = hump

> > > f = breath

> > > g = pants

> > > h = shorts

> > > i = lips

> > > j = honker

> > > k = head

> > > = tush

> > > m = chunks

> > > n = dunkin

> > > o = brains

> > > p = biscuits

> > > q = toes

> > > r = doodle

> > > s = fanny

> > > t = sniffer

> > > u = sprinkles

> > > v = frack

> > > w = squirt

> > > x = humperdinck

> > > y = hiney

> > > z = juice

> > >

> > > Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

> > > And Bill Clinton's is: Boobie Frickenlips -- how appropriate is

> > that!!!!

> > >

> > > Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And

> > remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh

> > an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.

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Mine is Sloopy ChickenDoodle. Pleased to meet you!

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Hi, I'm sleezy waffle, seems to fit with my profession

You forgot to do the rest of your last name.

Sleezy is your first name.

Waffle is the first part of your last name.

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Crusty Pottiedoodle here! Gee, sounds like something in a toilet.

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The name's Chickenboob, Dinky Chickenboob

Mind you, if I was a tradtional sort of woman and had taken my dh'S name when we bot married, I'd be Dinky Wafflebrain. ...

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Guest ASPHALT ANGEL

Hi I am boobie battybutt. LOL

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