Chrissy L

I walked my dog a couple miles this morning.I tried to take him out again & he gave me w/ this "I got shin splints" look.I think he's lying.

I started to post to a #wls forum & stopped because quite frankly, Im freaked I might get upbraided after my experience with the last forum.

Mwa @VanitaCyril @WaningWoman @momgosomething

I gota go walk Big Head Fred my dawg bbl @samthefountain @ShawnBrennan

I never want to see bacon again..until tomorrow

I'm cooking bacon in the broiler cause Im coo' like dat

I forgot to take something out for dinner. I do this all the time,

RT @BeautifulSpitUp -> My Blog Got a Face Lift! http://t.co/hGws4GrC

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.- Sharon Stone

RE: @VsAfterBedtime I will continue to exercise, I agree with you.People didn't have the weight issues regularly se… http://t.co/5QbaHThO

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.- Oscar Wilde

My bf thinks I'm a mind reader because he didn't realize there is a time line ticker to the right n FB. I will not use this power for evil.

RT @WaningWoman -> Charges and Chirruns http://t.co/FetKAYRW

It,s always fun to get together with sisters. It's like vacation in Hell.

I really am @VanitaCyril ... her phone also takes better pictures than mine

It’s Sunday, Give Self Promotion a break! http://t.co/LYxUd89P by @VanitaCyril

I don't drink,do illicit drugs,have random sex,eat sugar/flour anymore.Try to take my ******* cream I'm going to gnaw your hand off to a nub

Its freakin cold.

LOL I have pimple near my mouth so I put white medcine on it, forgot about it and just went and talked in depth with my neighbor!!!

RT @VanitaCyril WAHM Tip: Promoting Your Business With Class http://t.co/k8qC8bgh

There is nothing that says "I love you" quite like a group posting