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bigtruk_us

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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    If you're a woman.Its not hard to crack you up
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Lol...kind of got off topic.dont take got off too seriously..lol
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I guess this penis thingy has stirred up some conversations...lol
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    Maddy I think that's some sort of mating ritual that penguins do.You better get your high powered glasses on...lol
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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

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    A Penis Has A Rough Life

    I have one of those p words that hangs out with a pair of nuts.I don't get to use it enough for my liking.Sometimes I think it's just for the urinal.my wife I guess is at this age(47)that she just doesn't seem too interested.so I suffer through it.So to me it's not a joke.I have a lapband and it has worked quite well.And no.im not an ugly guy.
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    Anyone Try The Rx Phentermine And The Band?

    My opinion.I don't have any issues with using phentermine or the other qenexa.Only and only if the patient has had complete physical and has had no heart issues.Ive tried that phentermine once for thirty days.Man does that stuff put you on a fast trip if you're not careful on dosing yourself.Sped up my heart and I couldn't sleep for two days.Scared me into delirium...lol.A drug addict would've been proud to be that happy happy
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    Fill Number 5

    I have been filled so many times.That I'm beginning to feel lighter on the scale.Im passed the green zone.i think my doctor used helium.Im floating around like Agusta Gloop on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
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    Insurance Changes!

    No plan design change means nothing will change in the core of your insurance.
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    Profile Pictures Are Deceptive To Me.

    You've got that Mona Lisa look.Which is beautiful to me.its in the eyes of the beholder
  11. Oh yeah.those containers of frosting from Betty Crockers is the real deal.Dip a graham cracker into that smooth chocolate frosting...Makes a Bariatric doctor have nightmares..lol.its all relative.phsychologically speaking.If you or someone you know.Abuses Betty Crockers smooth frosting.There has to be other problems in ones life causing this penchant for smooth chocolate frosting.Usually it's a lack of closeness and love.so I went out and found someone to be close to and love.Now there is no more smooth chocolate frosting in my house.problem solved
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    Profile Pictures Are Deceptive To Me.

    You ever notice a baby picture and then you compare that person's baby picture to their advanced age picture?If you notice most folks go bald in advance age.compare that to their baby picture.(bald).then you compare their toothless baby picture to their advance age picture.(dentures or no teeth at all).If you notice their baby picture and they are crying.In their advance age picture they are crying because they found out that social security isn't there as promised.So that's some of the reasons why most if not all things in life are all relative
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    Profile Pictures Are Deceptive To Me.

    Well dearest wallflower.I don't think anyone ever gets old.Now if they compare themselves to an infant.Then yes you're old.Its all relative in this world.No I haven't figured out how to add friends from my phone.
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    Profile Pictures Are Deceptive To Me.

    Ok..So this is the latest picture of me.I took a picture of myself to show off my new 7tooth partials.Yeah,I'm really an old man at 46 lol.Partials are at the top.I laugh at everything including myself or at you.if I find you funny and humorous.I laugh at my human self.Because I haven't figured out how to airbrush my reality..lol
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    Profile Pictures Are Deceptive To Me.

    I am just like my pirate kitty avatar..cuddly and loveable.Does anyone know how to add friends on this talk forum from my phone?
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    Wow U Eat That!?

    If I have to eat McD food or Wendy's.Ill order just the meat without the bread.No fries or sugary sodas.Or I'll order a salad.Ive trained myself to not even want that crappy food at fast food joints.Plus I know what I've been through to achieve what I've done.Dont self destruct yourself
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    Please Help Egd

    Fear the pirate kitty.
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    Please Help Egd

    The EGD is the easiest part.You go in.Smell some oxygen.Youre out like a lamp.Then you wake up and go home.
  19. I know all the people on this forum have some sort of struggle and addictions to food.All in all.I don't care how big or small you are.Or if you've been successful or not with the band.I still love ya from the bottom of my heart.Keep up the hard work and you will perservere
  20. You know that they have these "fun sized"three musketeers bars and snickers.I have to ask myself.What is so fun about eating a little 2inch fun sized candy bar?lol.I want the whole darn thing not just a little tease.Plus you really have to pay more for a fun sized candy bar than you do.If you'd buy a whole bag of the regular sized candy bars.Plus you get fuller sooner
  21. I love those peanut butter cups and the almond joys.I love chocolate period.But I know when to quit.Im a guy so the chocolate thing isn't about Mother Nature.Watch out I'm a pirate kitty cat.ill steal your goodies.. ; )
  22. My personality is closer to being like my cuddly and loveable pirate kitty in my avatar.So don't be afraid to ask me questions.Ill be the first tell ya.I haven't lost as much fat as Mis73.But I am comfortable now than I used to be.Back to my workout..
  23. My goodness.Im asking if anyone of us here are human..lol.You can give your body a little sugar once in a while.Its not an everyday indulgence.So you ate some treats.Unless you're a diabetic there is nothing wrong with that.If you're exercising like you should be.You can burn those empty calories and more off.Besides Ive read that one should designate one day out of the week to treat yourself.As an award for being diligent in adhering to your diet during the rest of the week.Youre human it's okay baby
  24. I think it's just terrible that a person can't or won't share with another person spouse or a friend or just anyone off the street.Its your body your decision to do this for only you and your health.There is no shame to fixing a perplexing health issue such as obesity. We all have our internal reasons for changing our bodies for the better.I don't believe in having this surgery performed just to fit in to a certain crowd or for landing a job.I have no sympathy for anyone doing this in the essence of decadence.Its a spiritual thing for your internal well being and physiological health.A person does this because they love themselves enough to improve the body temple.Go on and do this if you are completely satisfied with the possible end results.You haven't lived unless you havent tried.dont be afraid to talk about your thoughts.Dont limit yourself
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    Newly Banded

    Congrats and welcome aboard.I hope you have lots of success

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