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DerickM

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  1. DerickM

    Question...

    Really stupid question. Can someone with google earth go to coordinates 37o 37' 41.46 N and 116o 50' 54.82 W and tell me what the hell that thing is?
  2. DerickM

    I'm mad at australians...

    youtube of course, I have a eclectic taste in music just ask bvers
  3. DerickM

    Starting to freak out!

    What are the three types of keratin and which one makes up birds' feathers?
  4. DerickM

    I'm mad at australians...

    well this meddling kid foiled your plan!
  5. DerickM

    I'm mad at australians...

    well then its your fault also
  6. DerickM

    I'm mad at australians...

    a very serious case of white-boy dancing, but the music is pretty good. So far "Surf's up Tonight" is my fav. [ame=http://youtube.com/watch?v=rMCKqRUknSg&feature=user]YouTube - Midnight Oil - Power and the Passion[/ame]
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    Starting to freak out!

    Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out Ah, freak out Le freak, c'est chic Freak out
  8. DerickM

    Question...

    its aliens!! aliens I tell you! bigfoot made it for the aliens to land upon!
  9. ESPN - Second annual civil rights exhibition game to pit Mets vs. White Sox - MLB ESPN, the CNN of sports, is proud to announce that last year's civil rights exhibition game will be repeated every year, lest anyone forget to keep picking the scabs of past generations' racial iniquities. Why anyone would be proud of neurotically wallowing in white guilt was not explained. :rolleyes
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    Do You? You know use that word!

    or has not been on the internet long enough for her skin to thicken up.
  11. DerickM

    Do You? You know use that word!

    Not exactly private when it is on TV and in music lyrics though, right?
  12. DerickM

    Question...

    *in best Desi Arnaz voice* LUCY!!
  13. DerickM

    "Religion of Peace" Update

    and where are the protests and marches whenever a "extremist" kills innocent people? I know of one such march that took place in a southwest pacific country. With lack of evidence to the contrary, one must conclude then that the "extremist" point of view is considered acceptable and right by the majority of the Islamic world/faith.
  14. I remember "Monsterpiece Theater" with Cookie Monster eating his pipe at the end and loving it. Oddly, I never felt compelled to either smoke or consume pipes. Still, how dare my parents expose me to such trash (apparently)?
  15. can I have a million dollars? PWEASE!
  16. meat and dairy and chopping down trees in order to breed livestock was seriously damaging the environment and she suggested there were more eco-friendly alternatives to using cow's milk. "Why don't we drink rat's milk or cat's milk or dog's milk?" she asked. but its nothing that cannot be solved by a few pints of rats milk a day!!!
  17. DerickM

    Black Friday??

    I hate black friday becuase I can never find a damn newspaper!!
  18. DerickM

    New Zealand Hates Fat People!

    point taken. based on what I have heard. New Zealand uses BMI to make decisions based upon weather a overweight person can enter or not, could athletes be denied entry?
  19. DerickM

    New Zealand Hates Fat People!

    Like all countries, New Zealand has every right to determine who enters it. But we have a right to wonder, after fat people, who are the NZ'ers going to demonize next?
  20. DerickM

    Emo Kids...

    Just so I can prove I also am not above picking on privileged white kids! y'know, there is nothing quite like the suffering of those who have never suffered... A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. Pretty much an entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this: 1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie) 2. Guy finds out, so he listens to emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands". 3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie) 4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team. 5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues. It is also: A genre of "softcore" punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who don't smile, has high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer, yes the whole scarf thing pisses me off for some reason in case you didn't notice!), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5ths of the face at an angle. This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
  21. DerickM

    My back is killing me

    My grandmother had a similar problem from a car accident I believe. She ended up having back surgery and having a section of her spine fused. I also remember a few years back a news story about new synthetic materials that doctors and surgeons could use to replace individual discs in the spine.
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    Drunken posting,,,

    I had 2, 2! longi sland iced teas why? it taste like happiness!! and I am completu boofy blistzed!!! and i am good mood, whch is good cause sometimes when I get drunk i grt depopressed and i was singing on the karaioke machine, so about 20 people got to hear my version of Rebels by tom pettty why am I telling you all this?> cause there are midgets hiidden out side my housq tilting it whenevfer I stand up! so I am bored and drunk I might play some com,puter games or go hunt fown those migdets i dunno....... after some thpught I have decided that canada shgall henceforth be called 'AMerica Jr."!!!!! and it is good if you have hell in a handbasket, does that mean you actually have, in your posession, a small universe where everyone instead of getting cream puffs, gets beat the fuck up with hot lava rocks up the pee hole? i am going to play compoter games now before i say sonthing that makes me go t o teh special hell
  23. DerickM

    Sorry, the sex is bad!

    what the hell!! sex is like pizza, even when its bad it still pretty good. This guy has problems...
  24. DerickM

    It's up to Santa's discretion... Ho Ho Ho!!

    one pagan myth is as good as another right?
  25. DerickM

    It's up to Santa's discretion... Ho Ho Ho!!

    Please, please tell me I am not the only one who has this mental image of Santa, pimp slapping elves going "WHERE MA TOYZ BITCH!?"

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