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DerickM

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  1. DerickM

    What's Your Hobbies?

    rebuilding and restoring firearms and knives.
  2. DerickM

    Oh Cigna, you sons of bitches.

    agreed, we cannot save everybody and it would be the height of folly to even try.
  3. DerickM

    Any Handbag Lovers out there?!?!

    aack! wrong thread! estrogen poisoning! i need power tools and playboy issues stat!
  4. DerickM

    Huckabee surging in polls...scary

    If Jimmy Carter could be president, he could be too! what? :paranoid
  5. DerickM

    Hope no-one is offended

    im offended
  6. I wish, the post and variations thereof of have been floating around the net since the stone age
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    Woohooo I got the job ! *Rave on* :)

    oh sure leave me here by myself to fight the moonbattery. good luck and be safe though
  8. 2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule of Events 7:00 pm ~ Opening flag burning 7:15 pm ~ Pledge of Allegiance to the UN 7:20 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 7:25 pm ~ Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton 7:45 pm ~ Ceremonial tree hugging 7:55 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:00 pm ~ How I Invented the Internet — Al Gore 8:15 pm ~ Gay Wedding Planning — Barney Frank presiding 8:35 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 8:40 pm ~ Our Troops are War Criminals — John Kerry 9.00 pm ~ Memorial service for Saddam and his sons — Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm ~ "Answering Machine Etiquette" — Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:05 pm ~ Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund — Barbra Streisand 11:15 pm ~ Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay — Sean Penn 11:30 pm ~ Oval Office Affairs — William Jefferson Clinton 11:45 pm ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 11:50 pm ~ How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers — Howard Dean 12:15 am ~ "Truth in Broadcasting Award" — Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore 12:25 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 12:30 am ~ Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 12:45 am ~ Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi 1:00 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 1:05 am ~ Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton 1:30 am ~ Ted Kennedy proposes a toast 1:35 am ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton announces Bill Clinton as her running mate for VP 1:40 am ~ Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home
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    In-stinkin-credible! The "ALMIGHTY STATE"

    some advice the IRS once gave me, the trick is to stop thinking of it as your money.
  10. DerickM

    Glowing Cats!

    SKoreans clone cats that glow in the dark: officials - Yahoo! News Once again, man flips his mighty finger off to nature.
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    Tehological observation...

    As far as I understand things, the fall of Lucifer came about because angels, apparently, have a sense of pride and self-determination. Some of the angels were unhappy about god's decision to grant free will to the humans, because then they would have a similar status to the angels, who were god's first creations. However, if you want to argue about if god created the devil, then it's likely to be 'no' - god created no angel with a "seed of evil" within him, but rather with free will, and that angel then chose to rebel. Until you ask the obvious question. Whose fault is it they had free will in the first place? God. So in the end, it's a really hypocrisy on the part of God to tell us not to be "bad" when he could have prevented the matter from coming up in the first place. If you want to get even more specific, you could even say that the act of creating beings with free will and then setting them loose upon the world was the act of original sin. In essence, God committed the first act of evil when he created the potential for evil to exist. my brain hurts now...
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    Tehological observation...

    the first post is why Derick should not mix pot and bible reading. I forgot all about this post heh.
  13. DerickM

    Game: What Color is Oprah Today?

    Oh Oh! dismissing a post by calling it "semantics"!!! up next, comparison involving Nazis or Hitler! thus proving Godwin's law once again!
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    Romney 2008? What do you think

    he has raised $11 million in campaign funds, nothing to sneeze at.
  15. I am a old school liberal, I want a revival of Jeffersonian democracy.
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    Ha! That's great!

    Just think Laurend someday your going to teach their KIDS!
  17. DerickM

    What do you like best about people?

    so why don't you like me? :eek:
  18. no no no...the proper term is "Moonbats"
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    Ha! That's great!

    Wait? What? Was she serious?!
  20. DerickM

    Teenage Girls Drive Me Nuts!!!

    thread titles like this one... Like putting a big red button in front of me that says "DO NOT TOUCH!"
  21. *tinfoil cap* I think the Canadian government is paying them to stay here to soften us up as prelude to invasion. Vote Ron Paul!
  22. didn't many of your political group say that last time? around 2004?
  23. DerickM

    Game: What Color is Oprah Today?

    just imagine if you called him a mexican, I saw that happen once. The lady went ballistic

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