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oldspark

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  1. oldspark

    Australian Bandsters Chat Thread

    Hi Beena, I can recommend Ray Mc Henry At Endosurgery At Mulgrave or Wantirna. I had surgery at knox , But all my suport is at Mulgrave. Pre op is painful. 2 weeks of Optifast Products ,That are aimed to Reduce the size of the liver to aid surgery.( and you loose a bit of wieght ) The operation is Nothing, your asleep. Post Op can range from Minor discomfort for some people ,too major pain for others, The scaring is usuallt 4 small 10 mm cuts and one 70 mm cut . These are ugly at first but like your wieght ,they will fade with time. Sucsess will depend on the individul. Like good wine it takes time. So what are you waiting for......... Mark :clap2:
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    question about buying a house in Australia

    Just Yesterday, The Herald Sun paper reported that off all the regional Victorian towns Geelongs Medium house prices had increased the least by a long way. Cant exactly remember how much though. Geelong would really be a nice place to live if you can find work in the area or at worst the Melbourne western side. Mark
  3. Hi Guy,s All was well untill today. I now have a dull pain in the port area, The port does not feel the same shape as before i have some pains similar to the surgery GAS pain and tonight i seem to be able to eat more at dinner without the same feelings , a lot more. I was banded on 18 October 2006:phanvan
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    Australian Bandsters Chat Thread

    Hi Tarajane, I obviously didnt look hard enough because i did actually go to the loo in the bistro whilst i was there. Next time ill actually post here to let someone know i,m coming so i dont miss out.I can Actually be quite oblivious to the obvious sometimes.! I presume you all enjoyed your afternoon and a good time was had by all. Strangely i did post here and i have posted recently on other subjects and some of my post,s have disapeared.?????
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    Help yourself.??

    Hi there, Just wondering is there any body out there in a position to help themselves to fills. Do you feel priverlidged or is it just another jab. I wish i could adjust myself. Mark.:drum:
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    Help yourself.??

    Fill for dinner time, Unfill for desert, unfil for parties, fill, un fill, 4mls 6mls where was I. 1ml or 6 ml,s ????? Nice thought though.
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    Ask me

    Hi there, I,m here online ( LIVE ) in this thread for 5 minutes. I,m bored. Please ask me something, anything:)
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    Ask me

    Fruitfull thread.:clap2:
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    Ask me

    Which Day, Im in Australia. It,s 10.03 on Monday night and the last weekend is already just a distant memory. What,s memorial day.?/
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    Still Left Out

    Sorry i didn,t reply, I,m shallow ,so i dont read long threads. Mark :drum:
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    Need to get my BMI down...ASAP!!!!

    Hurry go and get some VLCD dietry suppliment or Optifast ??? And see your doctor and get some duramine( apetite supressent ) Or methamphetamine ( speed ) . you should be able to loose at least 10 to 15 lbs every week. It ALL worked for me. Mark:)
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    UnFilled vs. UnBanded

    Even though i could eat as much as pre band, The size of the bites is considerably smaller. Mark:)
  13. Stop whining, and remember how often you used to cry before the surgery. Mark.:drum:
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    Large Penis Posts

    Must admit i does seem to hang out further
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    What Type of Multi Vitamin Do You Take?

    Pluravit Men for me, cause i,m a MAN !!!!!!!
  16. Hi Guy,s Just got back from nearly 3 weeks of holidays. Hawaii, Los Angeles and Vegas it was fantastic. I ate like a pig and stuffed in as much as i could. When at dinner with friend i quietly went to the restrooms half time and had a purge then went back to the table and continued. No one was the wiser. When we returned home. (So glad to be home.) TOTAL WIEGHT GAINED , No, No , -0.5 of a kilo I couldnt believe the scales. I lost 1/2 a KG . Normally a holiday would be a gain of 5 or 10 kg. I,m a happy old soul. Mark.
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    Got to love the band

    Yes there is such a bar at the MGM Grand casino, and it was UGLY , 300 men and about 30 women. Mark
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    Got to love the band

    Hi Sussanah, Yes i do remember you, I hope you are well. Vegas was good, we went to hooters, coyote ugly bar ,54 , ect. And had a wild time. I was always asking for double shots of vodka in my Red Bull, but i did not relise the shots in USA are double what ours are, So as you can imagine i can noremember halve of the nights.I didnt chuck though. There is no place in the world i have seen yet that has clubs better than Melbourne. London, Tokyo,LA ,Miami, Spain,and Turkey. Anyways i hope you celibrate hard to make up for lost opertunities. Mark.
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    Melbourne Chat Thread!!!!

    Bronnie, It,s nice to see you are able to be on the forum so soon ,others ,me included were too ill/ out of it at this early stage. So your doing great even though you dont feel so good. Well done. Any way the hardest part is over ( figuring out the tickler ) it,s all plain sailing from here. Mark.
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    Melbourne Chat Thread!!!!

    :girl_hug: Good luck Bronnie, I,m sure all will go well tommorrow. Just remember the hard part ( optifast ) is almost over . Best wishes
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    Aussie Roll Call

    She Smiles :clap2: " I Wish I Had Done This Sooner " Here , Here,:clap2: Cleo, The hardest thing is >>>>>>> Remember to chew and break up anything in you mouth into smarty size pieces, or ELSE...
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    Restriction - finally!! :)

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    RoSey , How are you

    Hi rose, I hope you are well . ??? I recently had another fill and i am starting to feel a change in the amount i can now eat. So i am now feeling that the band is worth the changes in the WAY i have to eat. Although my weight has not really changed much since Pre Christmas. Mark:)
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    Leaving the forum

    :mad: Yes it,s true. People should stick to their own forums. Because they the think they know but they dont. For instance i had some fool the other day, trying to tell me that some birds fly south in the winter. Where here in Australia we all know they fly north for the winter. Damm fool. LOL Just ignore them.After all none of us was really invited by Bill Gates to be here here anyway. ( see there is no s on the end off anyway (s ).Thats because you other people say it wrong )And i,m correct just ask ME. LOL
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    Melbourne Chat Thread!!!!

    I wish I could carry Megan Gale around all day.

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