Kryptics

When you are a newbie bandster on the 22nd page of a forum about all kinds of really bad stuff that happens to bandsters and you pray that it will soon happen to you too!! When you look forward to a barbecued burger, load on your toppings, sit down starving, take one big bite and breathe deeply.. phew I'm full! And mean it. When you no longer have to weight yourself first thing in the morning, naked, after you pee, after you sweat in a 1 hour hot bath and shave/exfoliate/dry liberally ./.. in order to see a difference on the scale. When you pull into the drive through and your two year old automatically offers up a chicken nugget to you. When your toddler starts getting YOU in trouble for not finishing your dinner.