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herman

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About herman

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  • Birthday 04/27/1954
  1. Happy 59th Birthday herman!

  2. Happy 58th Birthday herman!

  3. 2 years has passed since you registered at LapBandTalk! Happy 2nd Anniversary herman!

  4. herman

    Day 9 post op

    I did lear just what PBing is. LOL WOW!!! Thought for a few mins there I was reallllyyy gonna need to do something. I did do something. I belchedddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd.......a lot and often. Man bein addicted to food really sucsk. Especially when you are a good cook!!!On with life. CHARGE!!!!!!!!!BTW a sushi beachroll sounds reallllly good. maybe some chineese bbq ribs, pot stickers, fried rice and a tub of warm saki too. LOL
  5. herman

    Day 9 post op

    Man....Just when I think I have the hang of thisi Lapthingy.....I kinda screwed up. :mad:Not too bad but learned a reallllly good lesson. Beins I am day 9 out and REALLLLLLLLYYYYY desperate for REAL food:eek:.......welllllll......the toast my wife fixed herself for breakfast smelled sooooo good. And waitin till she went to work is bein sneaky right? I mean if she dont see it it didnt happen right?:thumbup:Do you think I was smart enuff to stop at a slice of toast? WEll noooooooooooo. Not me!!! Mr. Wise one!!!! If one slice of toast is good maybe one scrambled egg would be a nice addiditon. The crackers, potted meat, slime-fast and all that stuff just isnt enuff you know....yeah right. If one egg is good it seems to follow that 2 in the pan would be better.:thumbup: dont want one to get lonley and hell I am using a small plate. and a slice of ham too-----chopped up reallly fine you know.......kind of like an omlet. yeah reallly close to one. I was smart enuff NOT to down the whole thing.:cursing: I got 4 bites---well chewed you know--into my pie hole and realized I might be headed for trouble if I kept on packin in the grub. I am sittin here starin at a plate (a small one you know:tt2:)of what has just become a reward for my faithful pooch Mattie the Wonder Dog. Note to self.....STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN. YOU ARE STILL WEAK WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD. YOU WILL BEHAVE OR I WIL KICK MY OWN ASSL....Wait...I am talkin to myself.:laugh:I wonder how much the poor pooch is gonna gain? Gotta be realllly careful with that too. Here come the belches......I am down 9 lbs since weds BTW. Thought one little "reward" would be just the ticket. Now I am hurtin. Serves me right. :thumbup:
  6. herman

    Day 9 post op

    Man....Just when I think I have the hang of thisi Lapthingy.....I kinda screwed up. :mad:Not too bad but learned a reallllly good lesson.:thumbup: Beins I am day 9 out and REALLLLLLLLYYYYY desperate for REAL food:eek:.......welllllll......the toast my wife fixed herself for breakfast smelled sooooo good. And waitin till she went to work is bein sneaky right? I mean if she dont see it it didnt happen right?:thumbup:Do you think I was smart enuff to stop at a slice of toast? WEll noooooooooooo. Not me!!! Mr. Wise one!!!! If one slice of toast is good maybe one scrambled egg would be a nice addiditon. The crackers, potted meat, slime-fast and all that stuff just isnt enuff you know....yeah right. If one egg is good it seems to follow that 2 in the pan would be better.:thumbup: dont want one to get lonley and hell I am using a small plate. and a slice of ham too-----chopped up reallly fine you know.......kind of like an omlet. yeah reallly close to one. I was smart enuff NOT to down the whole thing.:crying: I got 4 bites---well chewed you know--into my pie hole and realized I might be headed for trouble if I kept on packin in the grub. I am sittin here starin at a plate (a small one you know:tt2:)of what has just become a reward for my faithful pooch Mattie the Wonder Dog. Note to self.....STAY THE HELL OUT OF THE KITCHEN. YOU ARE STILL WEAK WHEN IT COMES TO FOOD. YOU WILL BEHAVE OR I WIL KICK MY OWN ASSL....Wait...I am talkin to myself.:laugh:I wonder how much the poor pooch is gonna gain? Gotta be realllly careful with that too. Here come the belches......I am down 9 lbs since weds BTW. Thought one little "reward" would be just the ticket. Now I am hurtin. Serves me right. :thumbup:
  7. herman

    note to self

    DO NOT eat/swallow watermelon so fast. It WILL hurt even if it is just melon. Damn----that hurts!!! I will survive. Gotta keep my head in this "game" called Eating for change. burrrrrrpppppppbbuurrrrrrrrpppppppppbbuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp:cursing:
  8. herman

    note to self

    DO NOT eat/swallow watermelon so fast. It WILL hurt even if it is just melon. Damn----that hurts!!! I will survive. Gotta keep my head in this "game" called Eating for change. burrrrrrpppppppbbuurrrrrrrrpppppppppbbuuuuurrrrrrrpppppp:cursing:
  9. herman

    It's not what it looks like.

    You have me laughing my butt off!! Keep up the good stuff!!
  10. Thanks for your comments. I am so happy with the weight I have lost and my journey began the end (ish) of April. I can't wait to see what the future has in store!

  11. herman

    Went to a funeral/memorial service

    this afternoon for an old friend. The place was packed. Can you guess what the burps did for me? yes i was a bit embarassed but what the heck. so i belched--a lot and often. got a few looks and i really did try to keep the noise down but man-some of em were pretty powerful. i am tryin to figure out how to harness them and turn em into energy.LOL they gotta stop soon......:tt1:
  12. herman

    Went to a funeral/memorial service

    this afternoon for an old friend. The place was packed. Can you guess what the burps did for me? yes i was a bit embarassed but what the heck. so i belched--a lot and often. got a few looks and i really did try to keep the noise down but man-some of em were pretty powerful. i am tryin to figure out how to harness them and turn em into energy.LOL they gotta stop soon......:huh2:
  13. herman

    Boy the belches just keep on comming

    belchin like a champ!!! feel like i been drinkin beer for a week. that is a thing of the past too but the feeling is famiiar:smile:ate some cream of tater soup. man was that good for the taste buds. a real change from the Slime Fast. the gut is still a bit tender but no big deal at all. just gotta keep that pooch from thinkin i am her personal play toy and from jumpin on me to have a rasselin match. :thumbup:yep i confess...i love my pooch. cant wait to get rid of these belches!!! its gotta stop soon or i am gonna....well i am just gonna.......have a great day all.:tt1:
  14. herman

    Boy the belches just keep on comming

    belchin like a champ!!! feel like i been drinkin beer for a week. that is a thing of the past too but the feeling is famiiar:smile:ate some cream of tater soup. man was that good for the taste buds. a real change from the Slime Fast. the gut is still a bit tender but no big deal at all. just gotta keep that pooch from thinkin i am her personal play toy and from jumpin on me to have a rasselin match. :thumbup:yep i confess...i love my pooch.:tt1: cant wait to get rid of these belches!!! its gotta stop soon or i am gonna....well i am just gonna.......have a great day all.:huh2:
  15. herman

    How wierd is this?

    I was just in the kitchen to do a bit of cleaning and emptying the dishwasher because my wife has been soooooo good to me the last 3 weeks-and because it is my turn lol--but anyway. I eyeballed that loaf of bread and that jar of peanutbutter pretty hard. I suddenly realized "What the hell. You arent hungry man. You want it out of habbit." After a short talk with myself I again realized that I am really ok with this and am gonna make it jsut finee. I still want a pb and j sandwich but am quite happy to make do with a glass of gatorade right now. Thanks for listening.

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