ThePoolGirl

If you mean the chicken thread, I agree. It should stay on. Admin closed the hump thread. I did send a message.

Well, my fellow PJTPers. I think I may be finished with LBT. Pnkpassion was reinstated. I gotta question that. I'm really quite surprised. And her thread about eating chicken goes on. She was rude to me again there and I didn't post anything. Susan "moderated" her but come on.... So, I'm not feeling too positive about the board's admin. TPG

Tap, I think I can make you a very nice offer. You can swim in my pool. You can pet my dog - who is the cutest in the world. You can eat all the leftover NutriSystem food I'll never again touch. Then....I'm having a deck put on...lots of dust and dirt flying about. Having a window torn out and turned into a door. I don't clean and my housekeeper hasn't been here in a loooong time due to family illness. Also, my parents live around the corner and stop in frequently. How could you pass this up???????:tongue2: And, I'm out of Cascade and can't run the dishwasher.:mad: Tap, if this doesn't get you excited, well, there's just something wrong with you!:mad: I wish I liked to clean and organize but I think the most vacuuming I'll do is the pool. Hope you all have a great Sunday! TPG

Good luck with the stepdaughter situation.

Secret's out now. Guess I'll have to become ThePoolPerson...SheMale? Hmmmm. The TransgenderPoolPerson....

Well, it depends on several things: Your age, your real age, your level of dried-upness (nice word), and if you know about transponders. Add your answers and head for the couch. If there are still M&Ms in the cushions, you have NOT screwed the pooch...but you might get to later. Green candies are worth more points, unless the color is due to mold. Offer pooch chicken. What happens from there is entirely up to you.....However, we will expect a full report on Monday. :smile: TPG

Bookworm, I have the same freak out thoughts...and I don't even have a surgery date yet. From what I've read in other posts, it seems pretty normal. And you know how tricky Water weight can be. It goes up, goes down, back up and then suddenly, you're down 5 pounds. Hang in there. Much luck and success to you! TPG

Well, hell's bells, folks. I was starting to get worried about myself what with my old, dried up parts. That post was just plain gross. Glad you all agree. I was wondering if I had suddenly become a prude. Whew. Please, no confusion with me and the original PG! You can call me Laura if that's easier. Either TPG or Laura and I'll say here I is... I won't be hunting for The Lord on other threads...I think PJTP may be my new home. Thanks for welcoming me in. It's scary out there. Tap, you gotta get some sleep. First, make sure your satellite goes out, then get up at crack of dawn for contractor. Take brief time out to deal with your crazy parents. Let dog in and out all day long, each time making sure idiots (parents or contractor) have closed gate. Wander streets looking for dog. Sit and stare into space. Find creepy, nasty, skanky post on LBT. This last part may be enough to send you right over the edge if you allow yourself to have a visual of Skank Night at the Chicken Ranch :cool2:. If all else fails, find hammer and apply to head. Nighty night. Seriously, I hope the sleep improves. Transponder - if you gotta ask what it is, well, yep, you're old and dried up :smile:. For the record, I'm 40. Geez, did I say that out loud?? I hope everyone's everything improves. May you sleep, eat, screw the pooch, find lost M&Ms in couch cushions....whatever you need, may it be yours. Thanks for all the laughs! TPG

One and the same. News Flash: Chicken strips lead to snarkiness

Snarky Alert: Be sure to check out the thread in Powder Room from the horny gal. Also see her post about eating 5 days out from surgery. She was just a bit rude to me. Hmmmm. TPG

:cool2::biggrin::smile: I wanna be her when I grow up!

How about being on a forum about weight loss and using lose and loose incorrectly? I want to lose weight. Hope my band is not loose.

PJTP Satellite is back on!! Oh yes there IS a God. (Someone alert PG):cool2:

PJTP: My satellite dish is broken :tt1::thumbup::thumbup:. Idiots won't come until Monday to fix. Monday, you hear me? Mon - day. It's Friday. WTH do I do Sat and Sun?:thumbup: Thought I was gonna have to actually do some real work today when LBT was down. Whew. Glad it's up and running or things may have gotten ugly:thumbup:. Okay, found something constructive to do. I'll see just how many annoying Smileys I can add to this post:w00t:. TPG :thumbup:

Go KartMan! So very, very true!! TPG

Oh tap, not sleeping sucks! I, too, am wide awake and need to be sawing logs and drooling. However, here I am. My prob is my satellite is out and no TV to bore me. Arggghh. Hope you can fall asleep soon and that this is temporary. TTFN, TPG

Ah, good...thought I might have missed something today. Nope, the Kama Sutra/BCP/weedeater thread lives on! So glad to know I'm not the only one bored enough to check what page we were up to Monkey, ick on the fish thing. TPG

I vote for just dumb.

Well thanks, luluc! Glad to know I "fit" somewhere. Do you think more things will open for me after I get banded and lose weight??

Okay, while boss is in kitchen.... I gotta wonder about the folks who posted serious questions on the infamous Unprotected Sex/BC Issue thread yesterday. After you read the 5 pages of responses, you'd actually post a serious question???? I so don't "get" people. Great, boss is looking at me...I feel an HR moment coming....

I want to work for myself, but I'd fire me for slacking off on LBT and FB all day. Uh, oh. Guess I have to call myself into my office. I spent an awful lot of time yesterday with birth control issues. And chickens. And now, I'm going swimming. I'm going to have to have a talk with myself about wasting time while on the clock and my bad attitude. Maybe I'll just get a note in my file. My boss is such a snarky witch! TPG