ThePoolGirl

WARNING: Never, ever, not even once, mix pickle juice and donkeys. It will cause the donkeys to learn to type and post crazy things on LBT. Further, you will never get pregnant unless you convince Ronald McDonald to feature donkey/possum burgers in his Mexico restaurants. Stay clear of the ponky juice!

Just add Kool-Aid and Everclear - no worries. Be sure to strain out the fur. It's wicked bad for the band.

I wanna know: If you're going the "donkey route" in MX, how are the fills??

Well, Carrie, my doc lit up before surgery. Kinda rough with that gas they use. I'll get my burns fixed when I get the tummy tuck. Use as much maryjane as you need. It helps with the nausea so you can eat more pickles and possum. Keep checking the boards for Smoothy Recipe for Pickled Possum. Yummy. TPG

Not if you're in Mexico ! (See MX thread for further advice)

Oh, sure. You're band is safe. I snarfed down 3 Big Macs on Tues...banded on Mon. I ordered extra pickles. They were sliced. Hmmm. Maybe that was wrong?!? Your band protects against pregnancy, pickles, MJ, and stoooopidity. No worries, Beth....you're in good shape. TPG

Well, after the danged trailer falled on Fluffy, I started calling it my Mobile home...it moves real quick when the law is on ya

**Sniff** I believe the words you were looking for are oppossum and mobile home. :scared2:

Oooh, I love Arts and Crafts! Collage it is!! Bring on the glue sticks!!

**now has "Just Beat It" in her head*** TPG

Egg Beater - as in a weapon or those nasty things in a carton? THose'll kill ya.

Nah, just a freak. BTW, did Michael Jackson die? I hadn't heard. Must be a slow news month.

And, are the chicken strips fried or broiled?

What kind of brain-dead idiot are you? Michael Jackson was a vegetarian. Your post is an insult to those who love him and miss him. Shame!! TPG

Yay, Beth found the Mexico thread! Loved your post! I'm bored too. No stuck pickles, no chicken strips, no humping....what a slow night. And, no blood and guts from KC. Arghh. TPG

Kat, YAY on the new baby!! Enjoy him!! Anyone looking for the Mexico thread...it was just amusing to me last night. How can 2 people spend so much time arguing over something that doesn't really concern either one of them??? HH had quite a lot to say. Plain did restrain them both...:tt1: or it may have come to blows :scared2:. You really didn't miss anything if you didn't find it. I'd just been hoping for a chicken strip thread but no dice. Now I'm just counting a young lady's posts 'cause again, I can't tear myself away from the weird and bizarre world that is LBT . TPG

(Monkey - excellent advice as always!) Please, everyone, remember that your doctor works for you. Not vice versa. Hopefully, your doctor is working with you. You are paying him for a service. It's like any other service. You have the right to complain, to ask questions, to get more info, etc. Even if your insurance is paying for your band and follow-up, you still have the right to be in charge! Hang in there and best of luck to you!! TPG

Ooooh, webcam please!!

By my comuter, the thread is now on page 8. It's something like "Mexico Anyone?". Plain almost closed it last night. I found the exchange between HH and FIAO quite funny. But maybe it was just me. Again, it's like the car wreck thing. I just have to have a look :scared2:.

Amen, sister!! She's making me crazy. However, it's like a car wreck, I can't help but look. How sad is that??? I'm bored and hungry. And she IS an idiot. She answers her own idiot questions :tt1:. I think I'm gonna start counting her posts. Maybe she's trying to beat last night's 1000 pages . At least our posts are always interesting :scared2: and informative ....tee hee. TPG

G4E, You're right. God doesn't make mistakes. But some of His workings sure make us wonder, huh? There's always a reason why things happen. I know you're upset and have a right to be. It's hard when money issues cloud everything else. But, there's a reason this new life is coming into your family. I was born 15 years after my sister and 18 after my brother. My mom was freaked! She was only 35 so it really wasn't a big deal. But at the time, that was old. My family always says they can't imagine life without me :tt1:. And....I had colic (sp?) for 6 months straight. Cried day and night. And I'm still here. They wanted to toss me out but didn't. So anyway, there's a reason here.... Now, PJTP: (rant) Urgghh. I know this doesn't concern me and I could stop reading them but....someone keeps posting questions that have been answered 10 million times. And she keeps posting really stupid stuff. And boring . And is self-absorbed. And cannot spell to save her life. She also seems to have missed a few grammar courses. You may have noticed her 100+ posts today. She's 18 and has a short user name. Girl, read the freaking board!! Your questions have already been answered. And if you are this stupid and ill-informed, you never should have been able to get a band anyway!! Talk about drunk posting - hers is Idiot Posting. Okay, finished now. :scared2: (I think I'm hungry. Maybe I need some chicken strips.) Ooops, I had a point here. Is this poster just dumb or did she really not get any info from her doc/nut/shrink???

Check the boards for Mexico Anyone? There's another MX thread too, but not as much fun. It's HH vs. Donna....scary stuff. Or, maybe I'm just bored. I was majorly disappointed with the Stuck Pickle post :nanahump:. Hope you all are having a great Friday! I'm in for the swirly thing drinks...yum....:wink2: Can I just chuck a watermelon in a big ole bowl with some cheap wine and limes?? Cutting fruit seems to be too much effort today. I'm just thinking about adding a big ole straw and starting this weekend early. TPG

You GO, girl!! They sound charming and delightful :nanahump: and I'm sure you'll welcome them back tomorrow with open arms. But not "arms" stuffed in their waistbands :wink2:. Geez, I'd be afraid to go to work if I were you. You're tuff stuff!! Be careful and take care. I'm off to bed so you'll have to search out some other playmates. Or, another idiot like me with no life who just can't resist checking this board. I sooo miss the chicken thread. But maybe tomorrow.... TTFN, TPG

Good one! :wink2: