ThePoolGirl

I got them from my mom. For Christmas. It was a gift that kept on giving. KC, steal another prescription pad please. Out of the good stuff again. TPG

I'm new. I had crabs once.

I'm new and I have a question. Is there a difference between the sweet spot and the g spot? I've never heard of either one. My doctor says I don't need to know this stuff.

Uh, I hate fish.:confused: Come on over to The Serious Thread - but um, leave the moderator suit here :thumbup:

Did Michael Jackson like fish? Fish makes me gag you know.

Sweet spot??? That sure as hell won't be in front of the freaking vegan tofu cake. There's nothing sweet about that :confused:.

And Donkey Chow. Those little buggers get real nasty when they're hungry.

Yep, that's what I'ma thinkin'. Dear Lord, can I be related to these freaks???

Great, I only have a Magic Bullet. Now my friend told me that you could mush stuff up but to only eat them the first 3 days after surgery. Then switch to beef jerky and that you could make it from ground up donkey meat. But you had to use the Bullet. Is this true?

Sure, 'long as it's liquid, you're golden. Can you say Slidder? I drank a dozen just this morning. Went down fine. My surgeon said it was okay. Well, he might if I call him. Should I call him?

Okay, now this is true...and very sad... honestly... I have to go to a wedding reception tomorrow. It's a family thang. Yuck. I'm only going 'cause there's gonna be cake. Oh, how pathetic. I hope it's chocolate or I may kill myself. Great, just remembered the bride is vegan. WTH is up with that??? Oh, crap on a cracker. Please, find a clip art gun somewhere and shoot me now! Maybe I'll find a rabid chipmunk in the yard. Argggh.

Lose the hubby.. Get a possum. Watch the fur though; it sticks in the band.

Fish makes me gag.

I hear that there are some experts on the forum who know all about Mexico. I'm sure they'd love to share their experience. :confused: And you don't remember the surgery due to the marijuana.

I love Froot Loops, with ice cream. I heard that those loops are sliders but then my friend said that they had too much carb in them and that eating the ice cream was okay if it was Tuesday but only an odd number and if it was sunny. So is this okay? Have you ever had that? I sure hope you respond real fast. My cereal is getting soggy and I heard that that can get stuck in your band if you're too tight but my boyfriend never said I was tight He said I was lose but I'm gonna loose wayt with the band Right? K, bye now

Yep, that'll work. Pickle juice cures all.

Insurance will pay for the band IF: You are too cute for words Plan to eat Whoppers for lunch on the way home from the hospital Your IQ is lower than your BMI You are allergic to donkeys and pickles You never plan to visit Mexico or Argentina You plan to have triplets 2 mos. after surgery Your boyfriend is named Willie No exceptions! TPG Please note the BMI/IQ requirement. It's possible to confuse the 2 numbers...hence your need for the band.

So these bands are adjustable? Hmmm, so I can "do" any size dude or donkey. Cool. Do you like get a special tool and go thru your belly button to adjust to size? I'm new and this is just the bestest site. I learned lots of new stuff. I just knew my surgeon was an idiot. Heck, he doesn't have a band. What does he know? TPG

Possums got my last baby :confused:

Oooh, I was hoping no one would catch on to that. Searching eBay too!

Uh, I'm new. I heard that the band is white. And if you eat only white food it kinda bounces off the band and you don't gain no weight or nothing. My surgeryone told me this. He said that it also meant I din't have to worry bout no more babies. Cause I'se white and my babies is white and the band is white. Right??? Please answer soon. My doc's got that look in his eye...

I don't like ice cream. And just who are you to tell me what to eat? Do you own LBT?? You seem quite snarky. And who's calling me fat??? Do you know me?????? It's not my fault that my BMI is over 200... I have big bones. TPG

Now wait a minute.... I thought the donkey WAS the fill.... Damn, I'll never catch onto band life.

Ssshhh! Don't attract any PGs!! They are scary and do not like un-Christian donkeys.

I'm new here and I have a question. Will I lose weight with my lap band? I might get one. I don't like pickles though. Please respond. I'm desperate. :scared2: If no one responds, I'll respond myself and wonder why no one cares and if I'll be alone the rest of my life. Is that cause I'm fat?? Should I eat vanilla or chocolate ice cream??