ThePoolGirl
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Hello Monkey!
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Torky - If you think you're dehydrated, avoid water at all costs. Really. I read it on the boards. Don't even shower. It's not advised with the band anyway. You can have ice tho. Cause it's not really water. But don't call your surgeon. We know best. He doesn't really love you, not like we do.. TPG
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Well, crap again. I already told you about the freaking tofu cake. A gal just can't catch a break sometimes! :thumbup:
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So, what's a kidney weigh, anyway? Just think, a little drink, a little prick (needle, not Plain), wake up x-pounds lighter. I think it's a good deal. Do you have to go to MX tho? I don't speak nothing but English good so I'd be scared. Yeah, I know...ask my doctor on Monday....
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But, my friend told me her doctor's nurse told her to tell somebody that you can't shower if you have the band. And I'm new. Will somebody please respond? I just don't know what to do. I haven't been banded yet but I think I'll get de-banded tomorrow. So, can you shower if you're bandededed?
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Oh, honey, we TOLD you to avoid Plain's Firefly....
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Oh, Free Willie, baby!! :confused:
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Beth, It was unkind of you to mention my, well, my "flippers". I do the best I can. I can type all of 1 word a minute. Arf, arf, toss fish, please. Wait, I don't like fish; it makes me gag. I'm new here and I thought I'd be treated more betterer. You are mean people. I think you're hungry so you get snarky. Go back to your box, you evil witch. And I'm not sharing my crabs with you again!
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Did you call us cows? You, who works in the farm dept. Mooove us?? I think you insulted us. Who asked you to be here anyway? I don't think I like you. And I bet you know intimate details about donkeys, you hussy. You prolly ate chicken strips 2 days out from surgery.
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No, but occasionally I have to heft myself out of the pool. Ever been to Sea World?? Same situation. :confused:
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Shoot, I lost out again. I have a house, I don't have infants or children, don't use food stamps, don't like beer, and I have satellite. Crap again.
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Well, I'm new....so there.:confused:
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Excuse me, dear. But that's I oughtta gets...not get. But I do wonder, does my disability check count? My mailbox is on the porch so it's not a far walk... but it's actually directly deposited. Hmmm, that's a stumper.
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I am gainfully employed. I gain weight. I employ "the easy way" to get rid of it....the BAND!!
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Um, ouch?:confused:
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Helllllooooo Anybody there? Anybody care???
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I say double your pleasure, double your fun: Go with Beer Bread and beer...more bang for your buck so to speak.
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Well, I've thought about it. Someday e18 will be 21. Then she can legally buy booze. I'm sure that with that influence, she'll be okay and keep Hottie in line. Their kids will be awesome! Prolly born with little bands around their necks. Just add fills if they start getting too much brain activity. Maybe I'm still afraid...
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Hey, are you trying to sneak in bread? My friend told me that I can have bread on day 2 but only if I was banded in Outer Mongolia. Are you on day 2, you stupid beee-atch??? Why you tryna start trouble here? You betta be on day 2 you liar.
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Oh crap. Does that mean a whole trailer park world with hottie/e18 offspring??? Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Only if you're Blondie :confused:
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Uh oh. We haven't heard from KC in awhile. Hope her visitors didn't return and finish her off.....hmmm, left that wide open, huh?
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Wasn't there something about that gag order?
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Be sure to have a regular candy bar and then the Snickers ice cream bar. It's very important to vary both hot and cold food. Especially in the car on the way home. God forbid your blood sugar should drop!
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Welllll, did you get them from your mom? And for Christmas? Nanny, nanny boo boo to you!
