ThePoolGirl

Happy Birthday to You!! Hang in there! Sticking to the pre-op is important. I admire someone who'd schedule it during b'day time. Me, I'd sell my soul for b'day cake, with lots of roses. And lots of calories. Good luck to you!!! TPG

Also: Bored woman + wine + variety of topics + a serious love for stooopid stuff = Great one-liners and other worthless crap

Slim, Haven't you heard?: Fat people are jolly. Think Santa Claus!! TPG

Your IQ must be less than your BMI. On an odd Thursday. But not if you ate possum 2 days ago. That head hunger won't be a prob if you eat ALL of the possum - ears and teeff too. You cain't get no band local...got to go to one of them backwoods kinda places. Band'll look great around neck. Add some pop tops and you got yourself quite a necklace. It'll also bring in "talkin" from space. And, I KNOW your aunt's cousin's BFF. She ain't no teacher. She just says that so's she can use her paddle. TPG

Anybody home???? Anyone? Even Plain would do..... Somebody, I need help.... I've fallen and I can't get up...(not to be confused with can't get it up) See eBay for used up "parts" that used to go up but don't now 'cause my man got hisself one of those bands....

Cool. If we don't get banned from the band/banded/debandededededed forum, that would be a good thread name. Hmmmm, I'm still here. Thought I was going to bed. C'mon Mom, five more minutes...

I'm going to have to tear myself away from this most interesting thread. I have a date tomorrow with tofu cake. Actually, that elephant sperm smoothy might just be the thing to wash that cake right down. Will that stretch my pouch? Wait, I have no band. Sorry, got confused. Ah, a family event...with no booze and no real cake. ***preparing to fill Thermos with margaritas*** A quick stop at 7-11 for Twinkies and I'm good to go! Have fun, please talk about me... Good night all!!! Laura TPG

KC, Many thanks! Ratso Fratso was stuck in my head for days. But I have a question about kick the wall. Is that implied? Do you have to kick it? Or do you just say it? Please hurry with a response. I have a bag of frozen peas with my toes' name on it. Ratso Fratso (kick the wall)...it's stuck in my head again. Crap. And ouch.

Well, maybe your goats can't jump....White goats can't jump...

Okay, I am totally baffled. Honest. I'm watching that evil Food Network.... I really wanna know just WTH are COLA NUTS? I'm scared. I drink Diet Coke. What am I ingesting? Will it hurt the band if I ever get one?? Maybe I had a band already and the cola nuts stole it. Please answer. Soon. Anyone? Anybody here??? Did the cola nuts get you??

Ya know, I'm scared to even venture a guess why a goat would be tied to a trampoline.

Honey, That's a question best left up to your surgeon. :thumbup:

Ooooh, I'll take this one: The BEST lotto numbers are the ones that win! :confused:

:confused: Just had a peek at the latest posting on MX, Anyone? OMG. HH totally cracked me up. I do, however, have some German Shepard issues now. I really hope he stops at the vet's office before the hot tub.

Hmmm, I think maybe someone remembered my kind advice to pnkpottymouth. Snicker, snicker.

Now I'm new...but I think I get it now. I should move the mini fridge and deep fryer from next to my lounge chair and put them in the kitchen? I didn't know about the muscle thing. Did anyone else know that? Did you doctor tell you? Or did you find out on LBT? I'm new and don't know anything. But I did know the strips had to be fried!! Duh.

Add ice cream. You gotta have dairy, girl

Oh, somebody save me from myself....I must stop reading the boards. There's a post about low libido....so many ways to respond.... Do you think they've considered donkeys?

Monkey, Did you check with your doctor? Or the LBT experts? I know my doc said I could only drink white wine. Cause the band is white....otherwise it might reject or something. Red wine'll kill ya he said. At least I think it was him....coulda been Guido...

Ah, Guido. I remember him/her when she was Guidette. But that was before the Great Band Incident :confused:

I have heard (on LBT of course) that you have to go to MX or Outer Mongolia to be debandededededed....,but, I'm new...I don't know. Can someone help me? Please. Anyone? And Beth, you're brother wasn't much. Tried him, put him on eBay...along with the crabs. TPG

Could you start an IV?

KC, she does have a point there.

Well, duh. Like you should see him again. He prolly told you pickles get stuck in your band...amateur.

Secret's out. This is how some really bored (and drunk) women spend a Friday night. Hmmmm. Oh, well. I learned some new ways to deal with donkeys. :confused: