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ThePoolGirl

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  1. ThePoolGirl

    I have a complaint!

    And I am shaking in my boots. And will this cause my band to slip? And, TPG
  2. ThePoolGirl

    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    Well, there ya go!
  3. ThePoolGirl

    I have a complaint!

    Ooops. Please allow me to correct that. If I win the Opossum/donkey show....And was it really necessary to capitalize NEVER?? And, I'll touch your Queen any old time I want. If I ever get my passport back again that is. Don't ask, don't tell, my friend. Airport security was very curious about the contents of MY purse :wub:... TPG
  4. ThePoolGirl

    I hate it when people post just to post.....

    But if one doesn't leave one's purse behind, it just looks tacky when you return for a few more rounds. Much more ladylike to have "forgotten" something and then just stick around to be polite. TPG
  5. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    There's a bad moon on the rise....especially if the men's room posts those johnson pics
  6. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    I told the guys that we'd be happy to offer evaluations. RM, did you read the lasagna post? Arghhh. Another one...What part of clear liquids don't they get??
  7. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    I was soooo just getting ready to add that!!
  8. ThePoolGirl

    Anyone else bigger "down yonder"?

    Gents, If y'all wanna post before and after photos I know some of us ladies would be happy to evaluate and give our opinions. Just a thought . We try to be supportive! TPG
  9. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Yay, Monkey came to play in our sandbox. No poo throwing, please! And, really, honest, I only checked the johnson thread again 'cause I thought they might need my expert opinion on band things. Really. TPG
  10. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    OMG, in the Men's Room they're discussing their johnsons. I just happened to see the thread...and well, you know...curious... Eeek. I wanted to be sure they didn't have any wrong info about bands . So that's why I was there. Honest. And Beth, it wasn't goldfish. It was those mean fishies that fight with each other. Ouch. But I did hear that they are band-safe so if you and hubby....well, ya know. TPG
  11. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Yeah, that happened to me! Darned crazy fish. But I don't have a band. Wonder what that was about.
  12. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    I heard/read/made up that St. Bernard slobber can erode your band.
  13. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Scavenger Hunt: a pissy poster anyone with pnk in their user name a post by HH that does NOT include mentioning a bad band experience a post by a young user with a short user name that does not include whining anyone who stuck to their pre-op or post-op Winner gets: Donkey Show/Possum Gram/Free LapBand
  14. ThePoolGirl

    I have a complaint!

    Fanny, Maybe you can answer my question. Exactly what does the Queen keep in that ugly little purse? I NEED to know. Beth and I are bored and have no more wine. We are planning a scavenger hunt and I'm sure 'ol Liz has some good stuff stuffed in there. Thanks! If I win the possum/donkey show, I'll remember you!! TPG
  15. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Honey, It's not just doing it doggy-style. You gotta do the doggy. Boy, there is so much mis-information on this thread.
  16. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Gosh, I'm so glad for all these tips!! It'll make my journey so much easier. :wub: I did really read the lasagna/lasagne thing, however. :smile2:
  17. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Nice use of the ellipsis dots. He/she used the "correct" three, not the five used by that crazed HH.
  18. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    You know, I'm not so sure I like sharing our sandbox with the other kids. I did learn something on the boards today though. If you puree lasagne 3 days out from surgery, it is a liquid and fits into your liquid diet. Party time, huh? TPG
  19. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Wahooooooooooooooo!! Then our work is is finished.
  20. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    I'm bored too. And out of wine. And possum.
  21. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Beth, I noticed that you are playing on another thread. Tsk tsk. Oooh, should that have had a comma? Damn this grammar stuff. I do so love a traveling donkey show... (note the 3 dots, not 5) TPG
  22. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Uh, 'nuff said. (Didn't notice the rant/rave part, huh?) Eeeek. I'm also thinking she didn't read the whole thread from the beginning. Hmmmm. Let's send her a Possum-Gram to welcome her aboard. TPG
  23. ThePoolGirl

    So... got some work to do.

    Jason, OMG, your loss is wonderful. I know you have worked really hard. Congrats to both you and your wife. You are doing such a great thing for your family. Best wishes always. TPG
  24. ThePoolGirl

    Seriously curious

    Dearest Jennifer, The problem you are having is caused by the Oreos. Apparently you are NOT eating the super-size, double-filled kind. Please refer to your surgeon's instructions before you have nerve enough to post again. TPG Un-bandeded, never bandeded, but still an expert on these matters.
  25. WOW! Congratulations!! You look fabulous!! TPG

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