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Hi Mike! Welcome and best of luck!! TPG

Okay, Beth, it seems you have scared the lasagna-slush eater. Good work! And WTH is going on with the before/after photos? OOOOooooh, an imposter. Ha, she didn't really understand just HOW devoted to LBT some of us are. We troll, scan and find (read: make up) any and all posts that are ugly, stoooopid, fake, etc. I think she seriously under-estimated us. So, I'm bored. No wine. No chocolate. And no lasagna. TPG

The whole online stalker thing is scary. When I was doing another WL program, I chatted with a lot of the people on that site. Then I started talking to one guy in particular. He would PM all the time . I talked to him on the phone - big mistake. He still calls on occasion. It's been more than 3 yrs since I did that program. Move on, dude! I don't post personal info. I'm not happy that my Bandster profile lists my city. I don't want that on there and can't figure out how to remove it. I was lucky with my diet buddy guy. He is harmless. He just wanted to meet me in person. Eeeek. It never went further than talking but it was too much for me. I was soooooo not interested in him. He always wanted to know if I'd spoil him. Uh, no. It was sort of creepy. And spoil him? Eww. So, anywho, I agree with you Lulu. Too many freaks with too much free time. Present company excluded of course! TTFN, TPG

And just how did you know the current contents of my purse? I just knew you were up to something that night in the hot tub. Sure, like you'd actually get out to pee. TPG

As long as you don't stretch your band, anything goes!

You betcha, Jennifer!

No way, Jose. Donkeys are an added surprise to the whole LB experience.

Gotta add the newest....where I get stuck... Oh man.

To use a Beth-ism: Snorkle :w00t:

Can anyone say "splinters"??

HH, I was saving the WTF for the Men's Room and your johnson posts. I'm sure I will be amazed (and excited) when you gents get the photos posted. :w00t: TPG

Shot more soda outta my nose. Eww. But, I'm not so injured that I won't also be checking out the johnny thread.

WTH?? To whom are you addressing this post? I'm confused.

Thank God (and PG) that you caught me. Those friction burns are a real bitch. Whodda thunk magnetic strips could hurt so much??

I am a jewelry and handbag designer. Can I also get free ads on here?? TPG Gosh, I take PayPal too!! I am so special.

Help. Save me from myself. There are a few threads I'm curious about: Bad Taste in Mouth, Too Tight, Slipped and a few more. Stop me before I go visiting... They really should come up with better titles, doncha think?

Interesting.

Wahhh, Plain stole my purse. TPG

**soda shoots out of my nose** Snicker, snicker

Must be one ginormous Cherry Chapstick. And, yes, Fanny, ginormous is a word. I heard my pal Liz use it just the other day. She was referring to her crown I think.

Does that make your va-jay-jay stay-stay??

Well, I got a "fill" recently in prep for the trip. I heard that you need stuff at the border or they don't let you thru. My friend just took money...what an idiot.

Amen, sister!

If I get banded in MX, do I get to have all the marijuana I want? I heard that it helps with appetite and I have lots of appetite issues. See, I'm hungry a lot. And I'm sure the band will be my miracle. It'll make me not hungry ever again. So I think I'll need lots of weed stuff. Do I ask my MX doc for a prescription or a goody bag? I know I'll get the answers I seek right here. I'd never ask my doc such personal stuff. Right??? Sorry, I'm new. But I sure don't want to get too hungry. My friend said being hungry made her band slip so she got unbandedededed. Again. TPG

And, does the Queen have a lap band? Ooooops, hope I'm wrong there. I do not care for newspapers. I watch TV for all my information. And I believe whatever I read. And Monkey agrees with me.