ThePoolGirl

Damn it all. I knew I shouldn't have let the freaking possum have all the frosting. But, I kinda felt like I owed it to him for his, um, favors... and his silence.

OMG, I asked my doc if I could play tennis, have wild sex, ride a wild mustang, get a mustache and a tattoo, and be impregnated by HH and he said it was fine. Cause my band had slipped the last time I did all this without asking. Then I read a post by a nun who said she went swimming with HH 2 days out and got preggers. He told her the band would save her soul but forgot to mention that it's not really birth control. Then, after that, I read that someone on here actually called their surgeon at home to make sure that yellow was still the preferred color for pee. Now my question is this. Can I eat the rest of my chocolate cupcake? Now? It has no frosting if this could be a problem. TPG

And she'll be missing you cupping hers. Mooooooooo. She's still a bit peeved with you over the tipping incident. And RM, I'm with you on the nekkid picture thing. OMG, I don't even want pics with clothes on!

Yep, I went, I saw, I read... What's totally sad is that I actually answered one of her posts this evening. I'm worried. First HH and FINAO and now this. Great, if I don't get a band soon, I'll be tossed off the forum for being too freaky. Beth, I still have the pics of Nekkid Coffee Day in my purse. You want I should destroy 'em? TPG

Okay, is it just me or are there really 18 posts on the boards about left shoulder pain?? And, people just have to read what they write before they hit "post"!! Case in point: Today I stayed very busy, kept some typt of liquid in my hands at all times and changed my focus. Coffee helped a bunch and so did the naked photos I took of myself last night. ( So I can remember how big I really was.) Uh... Now, if you read that along with the whole thread, it sort of made sense. But just the nekkidness and coffee...yikes Had I not known better, I'da sworn I was on the johnson thread. Again.

And speaking of HH....did Hell freeze over or something???? I saw a thread today where he and his nemesis were getting along. Be afraid, very afraid. And I loves me some possum quiche...although I pronounce it as quicky

Well, it's YOUR possum :biggrin:

Snicker. Hmmm, the lasagna folks are getting testy. I'll admit it - I found the thread and mentioned it here 'cause I was sure it had to be a joke. Guess not. Now rumor has it...there's a recipe for fake lasagna on the boards. If you puree that, are you okay??? I mean, come on, it's fake.... Or am I wrong?

Well, yes, yes it is wrong. You're supposed to stand on her head, silly. And you gotta be petting a possum at the same time. Really. It's true.

Sorry, I don't know the nutritional info on sweet potatoes - don't like 'em, don't eat 'em . I'm sure someone will be able to help you. I also haven't heard of the fake lasagna...gotta find that post. I think you're right in taking it slow, Erin. You want your body to adjust gradually. You most definitely don't want to barf or anything else icky. :biggrin: Good luck tomorrow. TPG

Hello and welcome! This is great forum - I'm sure you'll enjoy it. Best of luck to you! TPG

And.... I heard that if you do the Macarena with shorts on your head, you will lose weight. If said shorts are clean, your band will slip. If dirty, well, your band is still gonna slip but you gotta admit it was more fun that way. TPG

HH, honey, Talc is not all you're gonna need.... Our KC is a very, well, um, dirty gal....

Crap! But I read on here that if you eat full-fat everything and never use sugar-free, your band will erode in 2 days. It happened to my friend's sister I think. Well, new plan for brekky then: French toast with cream cheese filling, strawberries that have been soaking in wine, powdered sugar, syrup and a side of waffles. I'll follow up with turkey sausage to cancel out all that other stuff. And to drink: lasagna broth You see, I'm new to this band stuff. I'm still learning what erodes what, what'll cause slipping, and what combos of fat, sugar, and marshmallow will keep me healthy. Thanks for the help!

If I eat regular, full-fat vanilla ice cream with sugar-free caramel sauce, it cancels it out right??

Well, thank goodness for that. I lost my shovel. TPG

Hellllooooo Anybody home? Any bodies?

Craniotomies give me a headache.

I heard that them china plates was good fer my band. I'm new and I don't know nuthin' tho. Maybe I should try Chinettes...they's smaller ya know

Dang it. Now who's posting my pic and saying it's them?? Even if I am blonde now.

Is you hazing lazangah? 'Cause if it's possum-zanga, I'm in. We can eat 3 whole plates. But only if they're paper. 'Cause I can't digest no more china.

ALERT: If you attend e18 partys....you can hasz lazagna too!! Somebody stop me. Please .

Why? Sounds like a great idea to me. Scissors and booze = a masterpiece OR a trip to the ER!

I wanna attend an E18 party. Whooo hooo. I'm nearly drooling with excitement . I'm so glad she has a friend. 'Cause she's new I think. I wonder if she is getting a band???? Or has one? Or wants to remove one?? Urgh. TPG