ThePoolGirl
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Da Monkey - she like it funky
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Yes, Beth (said in a soothing voice), everything's about you, cupcake. Just be still, put on your teflon hat and all will be well soon. Trust me. And drink the Kool-Aid. It's good for your band.
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Waahhhhhhh I'll never look as good as Tim Curry in drag. :drool: RM, do tell...Is it the leather or the pearl necklace that gets ya goin'?
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Monkey, 32 minutes 'til VD on LOCI...
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Warning: Do NOT use flash photography while under table. You could blind yourself! All that reflection and white uh, areas...And then your band will slip.
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Eh, you don't scare me! One banana cream pie and you're so busy snarfing I can quicky run to the safe arms of PG or HH. Now, WasaB....she scares the poo right out of me! TPG
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I was considering tuna or cottage cheese for lunch tomorrow. Hmmm, better head to Whopper Land instead. Fries and soda will wash the memory of the chunky sandwich du jour out of my head....I hope.
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Filthy slut?
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Pardon me. Band or no band, I think I gotta PB and slime. Icky poo.
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It were a tuna sammich I bets.
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I'm always sooooo relieved when I find that others do that too!
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Honey, we know you try with that razor but maybe it's time to go to wax. Lots of wax .
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4 things that frighten me lots: HH and Donna getting friendly PG E18 being a mentor for anyone, much less another teen the NEW Beth
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I think Monkey gets the slutty award 'cause she has that long monkey tail....I've heard things... Or, it's all the bananas.
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Nut brittle
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Ah, Silly Putty. That sure explains the erm johnson thread .
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Man, I'll bet when that band slips...well, um..never mind. I need a minute alone, please .
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Just saw the HH response. Beth, just exactly what did you do to/for/with HH??? Please send complete instructions via e-mail. You must have some powerful possum, girl
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Ooooh, I read that post! It was great! You shoulda tossed some monkey poo at her! Maybe you could send her some of your oppossum quicky to get on her good side. Does she have a good side? She scary!!
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Excuse me, but the preferred method for administering lasagna puree is always an enema. What are you, a newbie??
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Thanks! There's another reason to avoid showering.
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Whew. Glad to hear it. I hadn't heard anything about him in ever so long.
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Sprinkles will make your band slip. Seems you've gone stooopid again. BTW, did Michael Jackson die?
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Nail clippers are too slow. Go for the weedeater! And send the donuts to me... The possum slushie is a great idea. Will the fur get caught in my band or will the frosting loosen it up?
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Beth, I recently had to break it to HH that FINAO didn't like him. He was crushed, of course. Now dear, I think it's possible that just maybe, sorta, kinda, that some of the readers maybe don't, um, like you . It seems that they prefer to get their info from their BFFs and strangers who also got their info from their BFFs. Sorry to have to share this with you. Chin up though! We loves ya here!! TPG