I'm the guy w/ the pizza :-) but even though i feel i can I'm gonna stay away from any thing remotely solid I'm gonna stick to Mushy..Mash pot, mashed egg salad ,Tuna salad..
try adding a table spoon of cambells cream of mushroom soup or any cream soup to your mash potatoes..When you go to mushy..out of this world..My kids try to take it away from me LOL..
good luck